Fav. Quotes
Comment your favorite quotes, you can do more than one if you like. I will update this post with your submissions, I will start it off with one of my favorites:
- “nigga technology dont do much more than dumb niggaz talk to other dumb niggaz bout dumb niggaz shit“
- “KEYAH BITCH!!” Ed wunsler
- “I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces” ed wunsler
- I cant believe these niggaz… why niggaz gotta ride me like a rodeo show
- Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11
- “fuck yo court nigga!FUCK YO COURT!” Stinkmeaner/Tom (season 2 promo video)
- Your gonna need ass-whuppin insurance
- This episode has great fight scenes.
- Sorry Billy Blanks, but why buy the tapes when you can get the infommercial for free?
- “Game recognize game, and you lookin’ kinda weak!”
September 19th, 2007 at 5:23 am
“I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces” ed wunsler
September 19th, 2007 at 5:41 am
“KEYAH BITCH!!” Ed wunsler
September 20th, 2007 at 2:10 am
I cant believe these niggaz… why niggaz gotta ride me like a rodeo show
September 20th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
“fuck yo court nigga!FUCK YO COURT!” Stinkmeaner/Tom (season 2 promo video)
September 20th, 2007 at 10:51 pm
Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11
September 21st, 2007 at 2:32 am
Your gonna need ass-whuppin insurance
September 21st, 2007 at 5:53 am
Sorry Billy Blanks, but why buy the tapes when you can get the infommercial for free?
September 21st, 2007 at 5:45 pm
“Game recognize game, and you lookin’ kinda weak!”
-Riley
September 21st, 2007 at 9:31 pm
…whats good nyigga! whats really good!!! The Blind Swordsman
September 22nd, 2007 at 12:21 am
“The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.”
Gin Rummy/Donald Rumsfeld
September 24th, 2007 at 3:02 am
“Mrs. Dubois, your peach cobbler look like throw up”
Riley Freeman
“BOY!”
Granddad Freeman
September 24th, 2007 at 10:12 pm
The fam ain’t eatin’ cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin’ cheddar biscuits!
-Riley
September 25th, 2007 at 6:08 pm
“GAME RECOGNIZE GAME GRANDDAD ANS YOU LOOKIN KINDA UNFAMILIAR RIGHT NOW”
September 25th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
You all niggaz is GAY. i’m goin home
September 25th, 2007 at 6:10 pm
Its a PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK you say the whole thing like a TRIBE CALLED WEST
September 25th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
If micheal angelo was black jesus would’ve looked like george jefferson!
September 28th, 2007 at 6:44 am
“Bitches love free food.”
September 28th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
“MR. DUBOIS MR. I LOCK NIGGAS UP FOR PEEIN!!”
September 29th, 2007 at 7:26 am
ronald wilson reagan. Each of his names have 6 letters. 666
September 29th, 2007 at 11:59 am
“Get your banana peeling hands of me monkey”
September 29th, 2007 at 5:46 pm
“YOU GOT YOU ASS BEAT SO BAD!…Rodney King called and said ‘damn nigga! i thought i got my ass whooped!’”
-riley
September 30th, 2007 at 5:10 pm
jail nigga, you gay.
October 1st, 2007 at 1:16 am
“Stop cryin you lil bitch!!”
- Riley (Gangstalicious episode- very end.)
October 1st, 2007 at 7:15 pm
yo if your gonna have a quotes page at least quote it right, ya know… word for word. Dumb nigga. Its disresectful to the show.
October 1st, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Damn most of you mother fuckers must be illiterate. A great show being waste on your stupid minds is like giving weed to a new born baby.
I mean half of you mis-quoted the lines - and the other half of you just cant even fuckin spell.
Then theres the few of you that just simply picked stupid shit to quote.
October 1st, 2007 at 11:18 pm
“you hear that you sweaty bastards? freddy aint dead! freddy said bring it on bitch! BRING IT” - Ed
October 2nd, 2007 at 12:58 am
my favorite one was the trial of r.kelly episode when riley said “and if r.kelly go to jail, im pissin on yo cat”
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:11 pm
I’ve seen that girl she ain’t little. I’m little. Gary coleman is little MINIME is little, and to the best of my knowledge we’ve all managed to avoid gettin peed on.
October 2nd, 2007 at 6:14 pm
OH YES. THE VICTIM at what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation.. I see piss comin i move. She saw piss comin she stayed. Now why i gotta miss out on the next R.kelly Album JUST FOR THAT!!! And if R.Kelly go to Jail I PISS ON YO’CAT!(riley)
(Huey):Damn you just beat by an 8 year old.
October 6th, 2007 at 1:35 am
“Don’t trut dem new niggaz on da block” _Uncle Ruckus
October 10th, 2007 at 1:35 am
“If you don’t get that BullShit outta my face Bitch!”
-Ed Wunsler “The Itis” I LOVE IT LOL!!!
October 10th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
“i smell new shoes”….nigga
October 10th, 2007 at 9:34 pm
“what you gon do whacha gon do”
October 12th, 2007 at 8:43 pm
I don’t mean nigga in a disrespectful way, ! mean nigga asa genaral word for ignorant motherfuckers
Gin Rumy
October 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11
October 13th, 2007 at 12:36 am
Granddad: See the first Soul Plane was funny.
Huey: psh. Bout as funny as a lynching
Granddad: Oh hush boy. You ain’t even see it.
Huey: I’ve never seen a lynchin either, but I know they not funny.
October 14th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
come negro san (season 2 ep 1)
-Rukus
October 14th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
this one should be up there:
“Ewwwww…nigga you gay”
October 14th, 2007 at 10:46 pm
Scientists now believe that some people are born with a genetic predisposition to Bitch Dependancy -A Pimp Named Slickback
October 15th, 2007 at 8:06 pm
KEEYAH BITCH!! Ed Wuncler
October 15th, 2007 at 8:07 pm
BOOOOOOOOO TOM SHUT THE FUCK UP
October 15th, 2007 at 11:57 pm
Riley: EWWWW, Ms. dubois peach cobbler look like throw up!
Robert: BOY!
Riley: IT DO LOOK! it look like throw up with peas in it!
October 16th, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding , but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong
October 17th, 2007 at 2:03 am
-Has NOT hittin’ a bitch been workin? Scientifically speaking, has NOT hittin a bitch achieved the desired results?
-It’s okay. People have phobias. Some niggas can’t cross bridges, you can’t go upside a bitch’s head.
-Yes…We gotta call her that. I’m sorry, but after what she’s done to you NOT callin her a bitch would be disrespectful to YOU.
–A Pimp Named Slickback
-BITCH! Get your ASS in the car!
–Tom
October 17th, 2007 at 2:06 am
-Yes…We gotta call her that. I’m sorry, but after what she’s done to you NOT callin her a bitch would be disrespectful to YOU.
–A Pimp Named Slickback
October 17th, 2007 at 2:06 am
-Has NOT hittin’ a bitch been workin? Scientifically speaking, has NOT hittin a bitch achieved the desired results?
–A Pimp Named Slickback
October 17th, 2007 at 2:07 am
-It’s okay. People have phobias. Some niggas can’t cross bridges, you can’t go upside a bitch’s head.
–A Pimp Named Slickback
October 17th, 2007 at 2:07 am
-BITCH! Get your ASS in the car!
–Tom
October 17th, 2007 at 12:48 pm
“if you lost yo hoe to a real nigga like TI i be like AY…das TI…buh you lost yo hoe to usher”
Riley Freeman talking to Tom DuBois in the episode “tom Saraha and usher”
October 17th, 2007 at 6:55 pm
BOOOOOO hey erykah badu. that was real gay my nigga!!!
October 17th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
Riley throws chair…
Everyone stops to stair
“I’m mad!!”
hahahhaha
October 19th, 2007 at 2:39 am
“Y’all niggaz are gay.”
October 19th, 2007 at 8:09 pm
What the fuck y’all lookin at
Ed wunsler
October 21st, 2007 at 4:08 am
Rily:Booooooooooooo tom shut the fuck Granddad:boy watch ya mouth tom shut the fuck up
October 21st, 2007 at 9:38 am
“I’m talking to that chunky-cheeked monkey over there.”
-Uncle Ruckus in the MLK episode
October 21st, 2007 at 9:39 am
The name is Ruckus, Uncle Ruckus. No relation.
October 21st, 2007 at 10:08 am
:roughly:
“You setting a bad example for the young people today when we’re tryin to do the right thing and not love these hoes.”
-Riley in “Tom, Sarah, and Usher”
October 21st, 2007 at 8:38 pm
“And look at you, bitchless. Sans bitch, as the French would say.”
-A Pimp Named Slickback in “Tom, Sarah, and Usher”
October 21st, 2007 at 9:13 pm
“Oh great, you got one of those rediculous fuckin headsets”
-Remy
Aw man, i don’t know what the fuck you be talkin about. Bitches like this shit.”
-Ed
October 21st, 2007 at 9:17 pm
“Stop snitchin’!!!”
-Riley
October 21st, 2007 at 9:23 pm
“You hear that? Sounds like Niggas.”
-Uncle Ruckus
October 21st, 2007 at 9:52 pm
“Gangstalicious/rhymes too vicious/eat MC’s all day/mmm delicious/My whole crew up in this/no doubt we gonna win this/smack up ya moms like i smacked Johnny Guiness/3 o’clock yesterday/ I don’t care what they say/suckas shouldn’t play/hit them with the Hennessy”
-Gangstalicious
October 21st, 2007 at 9:55 pm
“Now you see something…you know you done fucked up, right?”
-Detective
October 21st, 2007 at 9:57 pm
“What’s not to like about THAT!”
-Remy
October 21st, 2007 at 10:00 pm
“What the hell this, a snitch-a-thon? Man there’s snitches everywere. They under the bed? How about the closet”
-Riley
October 21st, 2007 at 10:01 pm
“See I’m what they call “techno savi”. I fucks with the future.”
-Remy
October 21st, 2007 at 11:51 pm
“Mr. Dubois bitch dependancey is NO laughing matter.” - A Pimp Named Slickback
October 21st, 2007 at 11:52 pm
“Everyone knows niggas climb trees, they don’t kick em.” - Uncle Ruckus
October 22nd, 2007 at 1:59 am
“Look like somebody threw a million dollars into the monkey cage at the zoo.”
-Uncle Ruckus (Season II Promo)
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:21 am
I say you throw that groupie hoe out the window and let her starve”- riley
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:23 am
ed and rummy done stole my bike !! come back here with my bike !!!
thank you for not snitching.. u stupid muthafucka !!!!
October 22nd, 2007 at 4:24 am
ed and rummy done stole my bike !! come back here with my bike !!!
October 24th, 2007 at 10:48 am
“isent that bitch a smiley face,bitches love smiley faces” ED wuncler
KEEYAH BITCH! ED wuncler
October 24th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
^^ way to fuck that quote up!
October 25th, 2007 at 3:16 pm
[ED] I had titties in one hand, titties in the other hand. I had two hands full of titties. That’s bigger than two scoops of raisins. I’m still talking to my accountant at the same time. What’s not to like about THAT ?
[Rummy] Ok, first of all i don’t know when you are talking to me or when you talking on the god damn phone. Second, when people wear those things they appear to be talking to themselves. there is a name for people who talk to themselves Ed; they’re called the homeless.
October 26th, 2007 at 6:43 am
“Everything here will kill you…run”
Huey
October 26th, 2007 at 8:24 pm
*Drinks*
Ah……A full day’s supply of vitamin C
- Who hasn’t said this quite yet?
October 28th, 2007 at 11:39 pm
Game recongnize game and you looking pretty unfamiliar right now.
October 29th, 2007 at 2:30 am
I say you should throw her groupie ass out the window.And that how can stargaze from outside. (riley–”Tom, Sara, and Usher”)
October 29th, 2007 at 2:31 am
Spinnin’ Baby!!! (Gin Rummy–”Thank You For Not Snitchin’ “)
October 29th, 2007 at 2:34 am
“I hope you got insurance for them spinners, boy. WHEEEEEEEE!!!” (Granddad–”Thank You for Not Snitchin’”)
October 29th, 2007 at 2:36 am
“I LOVE talking to the police” (Neighborhood Watch female–”Thank You for Not Snitchin’”)
October 29th, 2007 at 2:57 am
Colonel Mothafuckin Stinkmeaner holla at ya boy I gets money-Colonel Stinkmeaner
October 29th, 2007 at 3:10 am
Stinkmeaner: Whats my name nigga (stinkmeaner kicks grandad)
Grandad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Stinkmeaner: ahhhhhh aint my name my momma didnt name me ahhhh, whats my name nigga whats my name
Huey: Stinkmeaner
Stinkmeaner: Ding Ding Ding Ding thats right nigga!
October 31st, 2007 at 12:29 am
Yall have to kick out dis bitch, I’m havin the time of my life
October 31st, 2007 at 2:24 am
“Don’t drop the soap…”
Riley freeman
October 31st, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Bitchh don’t start with that ‘we need another computer’ shit again!You say that everytime a new iMac comes out! You ain’t slick!You betta make that TiVo work bitch and stop playin’ with me!!
October 31st, 2007 at 12:57 pm
so this is he message you trying to send to the young youth out here like myself who trying to do the right thing and not love these hoes, huh? wh-whats all dis? is this what’s hot right now in the streets?
that’s what’s really hood,huh?
all for some white girl who left you for a RnB dancing ass sexy flexy ass nigga?
-riley
greatest line ever
November 1st, 2007 at 1:49 am
nigga my name is reverend father uncle ruckus (no relation)
November 1st, 2007 at 9:45 am
There are few things that strike fear in a nigga heart, wips night sticks a nuce a job applicaiton LOL
November 1st, 2007 at 4:59 pm
Gangstalicious
My Rhymes Too Vicious
Eat Mc’s all day
Mmmm delicious
That was the worst rap i ever heard but it was funny
November 4th, 2007 at 5:03 pm
Uncle Ruckus: “I ain’t never seen a nigga smart enough to use a personal computer, not even a Macintosh”
November 4th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
“Nahhh,nahhh nigga,have being watching you,you ain’t washed behind the ears or nothing.”
Tom’s dream in the shower
November 4th, 2007 at 8:21 pm
You hear that you sweaty bastards? Freddy ain’t dead, Freddy say bring it bitch. BRING IT!!!
November 5th, 2007 at 3:04 am
grandpa: can somebody explain this
riley: what? (rubs eyes) the orange juice or you in a mini skirt??
November 5th, 2007 at 3:05 am
the FAM aint eatin cheddar biscuits
November 5th, 2007 at 3:06 am
boy turn up the myipod and let me get on this ispace
November 5th, 2007 at 3:07 am
u got bad knees nigga he had bad eyes
November 5th, 2007 at 3:24 am
You Got Knocked The F-Never Mind
Riley Freeman
November 5th, 2007 at 4:50 am
Riley: Hey, what’s “class”?
Huey: It means ‘don’t act like niggas’
Granddad: See, that right there is what I’m talkin about. We do not use that word around here.
Huey: Granddad, you said the word “nigga” 46 times yesturday. I counted.
Granddad: Nigga, hush.
(Season 1, Ep.1- “The Garden Party”)
November 5th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
nigga hush!
November 5th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
its like someone threw a million dollars in the monkey cage at the zoo. - Ruckus
November 5th, 2007 at 8:59 pm
“Nigga hush!” Grandad
November 6th, 2007 at 12:58 am
“Yeeeaaah Nigga!!!. You was poppin all that good shit before. Til’ you got kicked in the chest!!” Stinkmeaner
November 6th, 2007 at 12:59 am
“Ahhh ain’t my name nigga! My momma ain’t name me Ahhh!” -Stinkmeaner
November 6th, 2007 at 7:43 am
“White people say the W H O L E W O R D
L I K E T H I S” -Riley
(Season 1, Episode 1″The Garden Party”)
November 6th, 2007 at 11:45 am
Seriously, if you watch the boondocks but don’t know that it’s “a tribe called quest” and not “a tribe called west” you must be missing something.
November 6th, 2007 at 2:17 pm
You’ve got a date Robert? Did you tell her you have two sets of genitals! A vagina and a coochy!
-Stinkmeaner
November 7th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
they shit on a nigga man
-Thugnificent
November 8th, 2007 at 6:12 am
a chair!!!!!!!! IM MAD!!!!!!!
November 9th, 2007 at 6:43 am
fuckin wit me nigga, i been done popped da trun on yo bitch ass make me have 2 grab my uzi….. wat did u say nigggaaaaa!!! u kno fuck u eat a dick (dropkic 2 da chest) oh yea look at u u was poppin all dat god shit a second ago den u got kiced in yo chest u eat a dick nigga u eat a dick lmao!!!!!! Stinkmeaner STRKES BACK
November 9th, 2007 at 8:15 am
All I’m sayin is there are known knowns and there are known unknowns. but there’s also unknown unknowns; things we don’t know that we don’t know -Ed
November 9th, 2007 at 8:16 am
eat a sack of baby dicks
November 12th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Your brother told me you was into that reading shit!
That’s some true shit, nigga.
Congratulations my nigga!
-Thugnificent
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…
November 13th, 2007 at 12:59 am
Did you just congratulate me for reading?
–Huey
November 13th, 2007 at 1:00 am
Booty butt Cheeks, booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks…
Best Boondocks song ever…lmao
November 15th, 2007 at 1:50 am
IF R.KELLY GOES TO JAIL ILL PISS ON YOUR CAT.
November 15th, 2007 at 7:06 pm
man half o u fools act like u aint even watch the show!
November 15th, 2007 at 10:11 pm
Outta all the beds in dis house i get da possessed nigga in my bed.
~Riley Freeman
November 16th, 2007 at 1:00 am
thats how it starts you know taking bithches out to eat meals and what not _riley
November 16th, 2007 at 1:13 am
riley:well i dont see what the big deal with hoes is anyway
huey:riley all women are not hoes we talkin 20 maybe 25% tops
riley:oj then if they not all hoes why i got to pay to take them out to eat then, i mean im payin thats payment
huey:uh i dont know, cuz thats just what you do you meet a girl you take her out to dinner but youre not payin the girl youre payin the restaurant
riley:but im payin, which makes her a hoe, why dont i just give her the money i was gone spend on dinner and that hoe can go grocery shopping
(guess whos comin to dinner)
November 16th, 2007 at 1:58 am
“There’s powerful niggadry at work here! Nigga! Get yo black ass outta here!”
-Uncle Ruckus
Season 2, Ep. 5
November 16th, 2007 at 2:37 am
Stinkmeaner: “Oooow! I think I want to have sexual relations with you!”
Tom’s wife:”oooww”Tom! What has gotten into you?”
Stinkmeaner:”The same thang that’s fed to get in to you
Tom’s wife: “Ohhhh hahahaha”
Stinkmeaner: “Yeah! I fed to make it do what it Dooooo! Episode: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back
November 18th, 2007 at 1:31 am
nigga you ain’t no denzel… hell you aint even no flava flav
November 18th, 2007 at 1:40 am
no not my white bitch!!!!!
upside his head upside his nose all whoppin his ass
November 18th, 2007 at 9:52 am
Nigga fuck yo momma- random guy
Thank you for not snitching
November 19th, 2007 at 1:18 am
“IM BAAAAACK NYIIGAAH” - Stinkmeaner
“Whats my name niggah, whats my name” “Ahhh.. my momma didnt name me Ahhh” - Stinkmeaner
“I think ima have sexual relations with you right naw” - stinkmeaner
“Oh my god Tom whats gotten into you” - Sarah
“samething thats gonna get into you” - Stinkmeaner possesing dubois body
November 19th, 2007 at 2:01 am
Y’Nar Mean, Its Hard Son, Y’Nar Mean, ‘Specially Wen Dem Books Be, Y’Nar Mean, Real Thick & Heavy Like, Y’Nar Mean…. Word, Y’Nar Mean….
Story of Thugnificent…..
Oh yea, guys, the 6th episode of series 2 is up on http://www.adultswim.com, so if u been waiting, and eager, go chck it out on there…. The Attack of The Kung Fu Wolf Bitch….
November 19th, 2007 at 8:57 am
“OHHH SHYT MA NIGGAH MLK..HAHA WATS UP FOLK..EY DAT GOTTA DREAM SHYT WAS OFF THE CHAIN NIGGAH” - dj pooh
November 19th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
I must be blind to, caus I shure didn’t see that ass whooping comin’
November 20th, 2007 at 3:08 am
Good, If that don’t work we gon have to shoot that bitch…Riley
Season 2 Episode 6…lmao
November 20th, 2007 at 3:16 am
Ummm..ok…then that was the day Ms. Luna let her girlfriend talk her into blowing herself up, instead of taking responsibility of her own actions…Huey
Season 2 Episode 6…can’t get enough of the stuff
November 20th, 2007 at 3:35 am
“the fuck yall lookin at?”
November 20th, 2007 at 6:14 am
Niggas watch and wain, niggas love to complain. Niggas love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain. Niggas love to be another man’s judge and jury. Niggas procrastinate until its time to worry. Niggas love to be late…niggas hate to hurry!
I’ve seen what’s over the horizon and I promise you…you niggas have nothin to celebrate.
November 20th, 2007 at 3:37 pm
“if i go to burger king and order a cheese burger they gine make me put the cheese on the damn burger??”
grandad
November 20th, 2007 at 3:54 pm
“where’s ganstalicious”
gang leader
“Can ya say that again? I couldn’t here you over the sound of me shitting myself”
uncle ruckus
November 20th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
these niggas are still kissing
November 21st, 2007 at 2:36 am
what you talkin about nigga..we got playstation and xbox my nigga..and we got incredible hulks..what you talkin bout motherfucka
November 21st, 2007 at 3:00 am
Eat My Balls NIGGAH….(white people) GIt That NIgger
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:38 pm
whatchu gonna do…WHATCHU GONNA DO?!!! - Colonel Stinkmeaner
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:40 pm
These thangs put fear into a nigga’s heart….A JOB APPLICATION - Rev. Father Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:41 pm
READ NIGGA!….READ! - Rev. Father Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:42 pm
You all testicles, and no shaft!What happened to ya shaft, Robert?! - Colonel Stinkmeaner
November 22nd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
SWIM BITCH! - Gin Rummy
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:02 am
“What the fuck ya’ll looking at!?” -Ed Wuncler
“Well fuck ya’ll. Ya’ll go head on because I don’t need ya’ll anyway. I’m RICH, BITCH!” Ed Wuncler
“I’m from a small town called whoop-a-rapper-little-narrow-country-ass and you all making me homesick!” -Grandad
November 23rd, 2007 at 7:39 pm
The intro sonG…..I hope they neva change it!
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
-Whaddup’ Old Nigga! Dont you have any words of welcome for all this Thugnificance?
-Well FUCK you then Old Nigga! Stop hatin’ and get money my nigga!
Thugnificant talking to Grandad
November 23rd, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Sara - Whats gotten into you?
Stinkmeaner - The same thing thats gona get into you!
-Oh yeah Ima make it do what it do!
-Stinkmeaner “doin what it do”
November 24th, 2007 at 2:11 am
Actually, it’s: “game recognize game and you lookin’ real unfamiliar right now.”
-Riley
November 25th, 2007 at 4:37 am
“White man ain’t do nothin but save me, ain’t nothin wrong wit slavery” –Uncle Ruckus
November 26th, 2007 at 7:06 am
Ruckus- “Attention! We have got a Code Black. I repeat a Code Black!”
White guy- ” Ruckus, what the hell is a code black?”
Ruckus- “we got some hungry lookin niggas here at the front gate.”
November 26th, 2007 at 7:27 am
the above quote is wrong if it’s in reference to season1, ep.5 “The Story of Gangstalicious”. It’s “Colored folk talkin’ bout’ ’save me’/wasn’t nothin’ wrong with slavery/at least we got good food back then/uh-huh,uh-huh/white man sure could be your fri(-end)”
November 28th, 2007 at 2:44 am
Shut up punk. Instead a being mr. funny nigga, won’t you try bein mr help a nigga go jump a nigga and get his chain back…LMAO Riley season 2 Ep 7
November 28th, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Oh yeah you was poppin all that good shit till you got kicked in yo chest. YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA!! YOU EAT A DICK!!!
November 28th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
“Thanks for inviting a killer kung-fu wolf bitch in the crib granddad.”-Riley
November 28th, 2007 at 10:47 pm
…don’t swear to god…i talk to god all the time and god happens to be the one that told me to torture your ass you lyin’ stealin’ mutha fucka!
November 29th, 2007 at 6:11 pm
“The absense of evidence is not the evidence of absense.”
Rummy
“There are known knowns and there are known unknowns but there’s also unknown unknowns. Things that we don’t know that we don’t know”
Rummy
December 1st, 2007 at 5:02 am
“Read Nigga, Read” - Uncle Rukus - Stinkmeaner strikes back
December 1st, 2007 at 5:03 am
“Hang that Nigga” - Uncle Rukus - The Trial of R. Kelly
December 1st, 2007 at 5:04 am
“Man go eat a baby dick … Stnkmeaner - No nigga you eat a baby.” - Stinkmeaner Strikes back
December 1st, 2007 at 5:05 am
“Let it burn, let it burn… car (people move out the way.)” - Tom - Tom, Sarah, and Usher
December 1st, 2007 at 5:06 am
“You got Bitch Dependency” - A Pimp Named Slickback - Tom, Sarah and Usher
December 1st, 2007 at 5:08 am
” AH, Bitch Magnet”- Riley - Shinin’
December 1st, 2007 at 5:08 am
” You little half and half” - uncle Rukus - …Or Die trying
December 1st, 2007 at 9:56 pm
if u look at the white girl thats a foul, if u talk to the white girl thats a technical, and if u touch the white girl thats a lynching - rukus - Ballin
December 1st, 2007 at 10:14 pm
“Future ex-con” - Uncle Ruckus!
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:04 am
“Let us pray the Pimp’s prayer:
Lord, Please pray for the soul of this bitch, and guide my pimp hand lord, and make it strong, so she may know her place.”
-A Pimp Named Slickback
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:05 am
“What’s eating you?”
“A Goddamn German Shepard!”
-Robert Freeman
December 2nd, 2007 at 2:08 am
“Hey! One of ya’ll better come out here and help me, I know that! Or ya’ll WILL be living in a haunted house TONIGHT!”
-ED the Third
December 2nd, 2007 at 3:38 am
yo mama was givin up the neck in the bathroom of the Woodcrest Country Club and it ain’t yo daddy
-Riley
December 3rd, 2007 at 12:13 am
Yo momma got caught givin’ up neck in the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club and it wasnt yo dad.
December 3rd, 2007 at 7:34 am
-Soap drop nigga!
-Oh you thought you were jus gonna leave it down there?
We don’t waste no motherfuckin soap round here!
-But iiim finished.
-Naw naw you aint finished. I been watchin you.
-you have?!?
-Nigga you ain’t washed behind your ears or nothin.
Look at me, you see how im all clean and glisten, and shit?
You can just call me the health inspector
December 5th, 2007 at 12:56 am
Stinkminer: what’s my name nigga?!!! what’s my name?!
Granddad: AAAHHHHH!
Stinkminer: AAAHHHH?!! my mama didn’t name me no AAAHHHHH!!!
December 5th, 2007 at 3:12 am
Riley: Where’s the gun?
Gangstalicious: I dropped it.
Riley: You dropped it….That is not gangsta gangstalicious.
Gangstalicious: So what you was scared too.
Riley: Nigga I’m eight.
December 5th, 2007 at 6:01 am
Got ‘em, got ‘em, got ‘em
-Cindy McPhearson
December 5th, 2007 at 9:39 am
“What’s it like?
What am I supposed to say to that, it was cool, there was bitches-Ok, there was bitches, but alot of them had you know, they was covered up in those curtains they be wearing, but i digress-It was war! It was war basically-WAR! you know what thats like? Motherf***ers be like shooting,(ka ka ka kow)Bombs blowin’ up, ya know, the Shi*t scared me, scared the sh*t outta me, matter of fact i sh*t on myself over a dozen times, and ran out of toilet paper on the second time…
So you know what that meant right?
I had to use the thumb man, it was kinda nasty, but you know, the good thing about it was that they stopped taking me out on patrols because my name became ’stank bomb,’ you know what I’m sayin? They said I was giving away our position because of the sh*t smell. That was fine with me, they said they wanted to leave me back-and I was like f*ck ya’ll go ahead on, i dont need ya’ll anyway, I’m rich, bitch!
*looks around*
The F*ck ya’ll lookin at?”
-Garden Party
December 5th, 2007 at 4:42 pm
What was that? An exhibition? You need emotional content. Now try again!
December 6th, 2007 at 1:09 am
“Watch where you walkin’, nigga!” - 1×04 Granddad’s Fight
December 6th, 2007 at 1:11 am
“That’s right! I backed into yo’ car, nyigga! Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna dooo?” - 1×04 Granddad’s Fight
December 6th, 2007 at 11:17 pm
bitch ass punk faggot ass pussy ass bitch ass niggga-stinkmeaner
December 6th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
and when white people talk, they say The. Whole. Word. Like. This.
-Riley
December 6th, 2007 at 11:51 pm
..just ’cause you light, bright and 2 shades from White..
-Uncle Ruckus (no relation)
December 6th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
Don’t trust them new NAGGAZ ova thaya
Leavin they NAGGA essence in the aya
Ole happeh, nappeh, head NAGGAZ
Wit they FANGAZ on the TRAGGAZ
Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ ova thaya
Don’t trust them wide nos-trils ova YONDA
Soak up so much aya it’ll make ya WONDA
Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ
Wit they spotty lil NIGGA FIGGAZ
Dont. trust. tham. new. NAGGAAAZ…
OVAAAAA THAYA
December 8th, 2007 at 4:37 am
“Removing a evil nigger sprit is like removing the stink of a hunk a sh*t. We must use these great tools the white god has given us. A whip, a noose, a night stick, branding iron. These things strike fear to a nigger’s heart. A job appclation.” - Father Uncle Ruckas
December 8th, 2007 at 4:54 am
“Here he is wining the 3 point contest making it rain like Little Wain out this mother fu*ker! Without even taking off his warm-ups.. or his Tim’s Nigga!” -Ballin- intro reporter
December 8th, 2007 at 4:59 am
“Now Charles it seemes to me that your hating on Riley because he stacks paper to the ceiling and rides on 24-inch crome.”
“yaa.. that’s true..”
December 8th, 2007 at 5:01 am
What’s goood?! NUygger?!
-stink meaner
December 9th, 2007 at 3:46 am
Boooooo you in the front with the afro turn the music back on.- Riley (The Trail Of Robert Kelly)
December 9th, 2007 at 3:49 am
People think that ho ho ho is the The Hilton sisters standing next to Nicole Richie. Jasmine
December 9th, 2007 at 3:51 am
I just want someone to love MEEEEEEEEEEEE…..EEEEE…ee..e.-Luna
December 9th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
that quote about game recognize game is more like how weasel had it
December 10th, 2007 at 4:00 am
to th weasel its not (MR. DUBOIS MR. I LOCK NIGGAS UP FOR PEEIN!!”) its MR. DUBOIS MR. I wanna LOCK NIGGAS UP FOR PEEIN!!” didnt mean to be harsh
December 10th, 2007 at 7:03 am
Nigguh . . . You Gay!
Riley.
December 11th, 2007 at 2:27 pm
“Look at ‘em. They just a joy to be around. They smell like lemons and pledge furniture cleaner…” -Uncle Ruckus
December 11th, 2007 at 2:30 pm
Oh yeah I forgot, “I bet you wish you had your raincoat right now!” -young Robert Freeman
December 11th, 2007 at 8:52 pm
‘You can’t tame global white supremist power with cheese!’…and….’Huey!- Say somethin’ Deep!
December 11th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
I got a documentary called ‘When the levvis gonna break again?’, Im a get a dog, name him Levvis and I gonna kick every time it rain!”
-Ruckus, Katrinians
December 12th, 2007 at 3:04 am
Lil Gurl: Today is gonna be so much fun!
Huey: Today will be the worst day of your life. Im bringing Num-Chux.
Riley: Ewwwwww……Nigga you Gay.
Uncle Ruckus: Yes…….There is some powerful niggeratery at work here.
December 13th, 2007 at 2:06 pm
I heard you hired extra security it the mall, that’s a bitch move Santa
December 13th, 2007 at 8:55 pm
all you got is 3 dollars and a cell phone with two fuckin minutes on it..
-riley
December 14th, 2007 at 1:55 am
”Looks like Yoa Ming want some too, get yo bitch ass out the way nigga”
Ballin’- the commentater
December 15th, 2007 at 9:35 pm
bet chu wish u had yo rain coat rite now - grandad
December 15th, 2007 at 11:20 pm
- Thanks for inviting a KillerKungFuWolfBitch to the crib Granddad
- Riley
- I didn’t know that she was a KillerKungFuWolfBitch.
- Granddad
December 16th, 2007 at 1:50 am
“If I go to Burger King and order a cheese burger, they don make me put tha damn cheese on it!”
December 16th, 2007 at 3:47 am
“first of all, aint nobody talking when im talkin so shut the fuck up”
-uncle ruckus
December 16th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
iz “game reconize game grandad and u looking kinda unfamiliar”-Riley
December 16th, 2007 at 5:45 pm
erbody know new orleans niggaz iz grimey-Riley
December 17th, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Riley- thanks for invitin the killer kung fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad
Granddad- how was i suppose to know she was a killer kung fu wolf bitch
December 18th, 2007 at 6:23 am
“you know that lite skinded hoe is a hoe”-riley
December 18th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
why does it always have to end up like this? Huey
cause yous a bitch. Riley
December 18th, 2007 at 7:51 pm
here he is in the 3-point contest. makin it rain like lil wayne out this mutha fucka. with out taking off his warm ups… or his tims nigga. -announcer
now charles it seems to me that you are hating on riley cause he stacks paper to the ceiling and rides on 24 inch crome. -ernie
yeah thats true. -charles
yo momma got caught giving up neck at the woodcrest country club and it wasn’t yo daddy. -riley
December 19th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
Bitch We About To have Sexual Relations! - Tom! what has gotten into you! - The Same thing about to get into you bitch!
Stinkmeaner (taking over tom) and Sarah
December 19th, 2007 at 11:16 pm
Park in my space Nyugah! thats like calling 1-800-COLLECT-AN-ASS-WHOPIN!
Nyugah! : Stinkmeaner
December 20th, 2007 at 1:10 am
EWWWW Nigga U gay!
December 20th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
Oh, I see where you goin, cause see, control over women, is control over BITCHES!
December 20th, 2007 at 8:46 pm
Ima get a dog name him levy and kick him every time it rains.- Favorite ruckus quote….BY FAR!
December 21st, 2007 at 3:26 pm
“Tom, Bitch Dependency is no laughing manner. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health and scary enough even your money. It’s a disease Tom.”
– A Pimp Named Slickback Episode 2 02
December 21st, 2007 at 9:22 pm
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch nigga…
hold up… hold up…..
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch ASS nigga…
I heard the mall hired extra security for you.
That’s a bitch move Santa.
I’m coming for that ass again until you PAY WHAT YOU OWE
Sincurly yours,
The santa stalker
December 21st, 2007 at 9:26 pm
Have you all lost your damn minds? Opening night is less than two weeks away, and you all want to party?
(”We’re just having some fun”)
FUN?
Do I look like Charlie Brown?
Do I LOOK like Charlie Brown?
December 21st, 2007 at 9:29 pm
You know what?
All you all are FIRED!!!
(Fired?)
Did I stutter? Beat it!
(Huey, the entire cast? Are you sure that’s a good idea)
::Clears throat, holding up contract:: Contract.
(I’m sorry guys…)
(Q.J. - Hey don’t be looking at me)
Don’t look at Quincy Jones! Quincy Jones ain’t gonna help you!
Get your asses out NOW!!!
Is there any money in the budget for a casting director?
December 21st, 2007 at 9:38 pm
Ed - D’is some bullshit! The game cheatin’!
Riley - Nigga the game ain’t cheatin’!
Ed - Start the game over!
Riley - Why you always gotta cheat when you lose Ed?
Gin - Let ‘em have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wuncler.
::Ed shoots up PS2::
Ed - Restart the game. Now!
December 22nd, 2007 at 8:37 am
” this nigga must have lost his, i want to know what this nigga is smokin shoot im young reezy i goess where i wants to go”
December 22nd, 2007 at 1:54 pm
Talkin all dat good shit got u kicked in ur chest…Stinkmeaner/Tom
December 22nd, 2007 at 9:50 pm
ewwww…..nigga u gay-Riley
December 23rd, 2007 at 3:34 am
Purple thong? That’s gay…
December 23rd, 2007 at 7:01 pm
Huey:Why does it always have to end up like this?
Riley:Cuz you’z a bitch
Rukus: Don’t blame da whiteman cuz you dumb niggas don’t know there’s wind in a hurricane.
Rukus: The white man can’t have nothin good for himself no mo. Nigass dun got to everythang. Polo, niggas. Timberland, niggas got to dat to. Vasachi, Mercedes, white woman, niggas niggas niggas.
December 23rd, 2007 at 11:14 pm
this old mother fucka” propaganda about white people makes me fucking sick you uncle suckers…so piss off!!! great cartoon….it”s fucking good shit…..peace
December 24th, 2007 at 6:13 pm
Ed Wuncler Sr:
“That’s right. Every morning I wake and put one foot on the floor and the other up a 12-year old Indonesian girl’s ass.”
December 25th, 2007 at 4:23 am
Riley
“woah This is what crack must feel like”
From:The Itis
December 25th, 2007 at 5:56 am
wuzzz reallllllyy goood niggggaaaaaaaa
December 25th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
Ay people. The quote was “Game recognize game and u lookin kinda unfamiliar right now”
December 25th, 2007 at 8:48 pm
I love the way Stinkmeaner says “NYUCKA!!”.
December 25th, 2007 at 11:33 pm
Riley:”Damn Morpheus, what chew bout to do?”
Huey:”I love you man…..”
Riley:”EWWWWWWWW, Nigga, you gay!”
Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga…wait hold up….
Dear Santa,you are a a bitch ass nigga!”(A Huey Freeman Christmas.)
December 26th, 2007 at 1:17 am
HARAMBI!!!
December 26th, 2007 at 3:52 am
grandad : ahhh here the thing relationships are like people i guess they begin they have adventures they grow old and then died me and MO both made it to old age but we let our friendship die way to young and that was really stupid of us MO tohught i was good at saying deep things but im not HUEY say something deep.
Huey: huh
grandad : i aint got all day boy be deep
Huey: haaa
your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses ur understanding it is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self therefore trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility
-kahlil gibran
December 26th, 2007 at 6:59 pm
People think that ho ho ho is the The Hilton sisters standing next to Nicole Richie. Jasmine
Uncle Ruckus: “I ain’t never seen a nigga smart enough to use a personal computer, not even a Macintosh”
DON’T DROP THE SOAP.
Hey, want to smoke a joint?
Tom: Sorry guys, I don’t want to get anally raped.
I am not going to prison and get anally raped so that you can listen to Usher.
December 26th, 2007 at 9:37 pm
“I wanna say wuz up but I don’t wanna dick ride.” “What up Thugnificient just wanted to say I like your music but I ain’t pole jockin or nothin.”
Riley
December 27th, 2007 at 1:08 am
“The name is Roo-Koo…I’m French…” -Uncle Rukus “The Itis”
December 27th, 2007 at 2:47 am
Colonel Muthafuckin Stinkmeaner holla at ya boy I gets Money!!
-Stinkmeaner(Stinkmeaner Strikes Back)
December 27th, 2007 at 5:11 am
eww nigga u gay !
- Riley freeman[lets nab oprah]
December 27th, 2007 at 5:16 am
Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil, and the governor is lying to you about global warming.
-Huey Freeman[The Garden Party]
December 27th, 2007 at 4:33 pm
“The real killer? Nigga I’m ten!”
-Huey
“I got an Idea lets go to college so we don’t end up like gangstalicious”
-Huey
“Merry Christmas Nigga”
-Riley
“Thats a bitch move Santa”
-Riley
“Now a days people think the Hohoho is the hilton sisters standin next to nicole richie! Now that aint no hohoho! Somebody give me the real hohoho!”
-Jazmine
December 27th, 2007 at 10:19 pm
hueyloverallday, “global warming” its spose to be 9/11, yah dumbass…go bac an watch da damn show
“Ewwwwwww…..nigga u gay!”
December 27th, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Ewwwww……..nigga u gay
dat should be the first one up there
December 28th, 2007 at 11:46 am
Huey: “why we always end up like dis?”
Riley: “cuz u a biiitch”
ep 10 home alone
December 28th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
” You better make that G4 work bitch and stop fucking around!! A Pimp Named SlickBack
December 28th, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Huey:”Resurrection? the nigga ain’t even dead.”
Riley:”He was shot a bunch of time ok? At least he tryin’.”
December 29th, 2007 at 12:23 am
Santa better pay wat he owe
December 29th, 2007 at 5:47 am
Ewwwww……..nigga u gay
December 29th, 2007 at 8:54 pm
hell aint shit
December 30th, 2007 at 2:06 am
Hang That Nigga Right Now. I Got The Rope Right Hea! Uncle Rukus
BITCH ASS NUGGA!! Stinkmeaner (Love That David Banner Song Using That Clip)
December 30th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
Ruckus: She couldn’t have look that good she was black,but I guess if you put lipstick and hair on a monkey,it can look good to.
December 30th, 2007 at 9:50 pm
“He’s in here-I know Robert.
He don’t miss a coon flick.”
“Lets chack Madeahs’ Bat-Mitsvah”
December 30th, 2007 at 11:53 pm
“We got some power niggatry at work here” Rukus
December 31st, 2007 at 12:01 am
“Ay! Nigga, get yo mother fucking feet off the table! You know yo mama taught you better than that! Ghetto ass nigga!”
-Thugnificent
Huey: “Why don’t you just invite them over for dinner and get to know one another?”
Robert: “Yeah. I guess I could do that.”
Thugnificent: “What’s hangin’ nigga?
Aight nigga! Where the chicken wings and the donuts at?What the fuck you got to eat in this bitch nigga?”
Robert: “Mmm-mmm. That shit ain’t happening.”
Waiter: “Sorry man. Wouldn’t let that shit happen to me though!”
Riley, Rukus, and Robert: “Nigga! Get yo black ass out of here!”
December 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
“Is it real? Put it like this if I put it to your face and pull the trigger will you be dead?
Ed W.
Nigga I’m like the terminator in this vest!
Ed W.
December 31st, 2007 at 8:33 pm
“Ya’ll niggaz are gay”
December 31st, 2007 at 9:47 pm
Wy Iz U Hatin’ On me?
-Riley
January 2nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
Eewwwwww! Jail nigga, you gay
-Riley Freeman
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:34 pm
stomp em’ in da nutz.
ima stomp em’ in da nutz.
if a nigga try to snitch,
ima stomp em in da nutz
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm
hell aint shit.
yall gon have to kick me outa here cuz im havin the time of my lyf!
this how u break yo foot of in a niggas ass.heeaahhh!!!
bitch ass , faggot ass , pussy ass , punk ass ,bitch ass nyikka!!! -Colonel H. Stankmeaner
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:42 pm
when tom dropped the soap =
jail nigga- u dropped the soap nigga
tom- im done
jail nigga- nall i been watchin u. u aint get behind yo ears!
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:52 pm
Don’t trust them new NAGGAZ ova thaya
Leavin they NAGGA essence in the aya
Ole happeh, nappeh, head NAGGAZ
Wit they FANGAZ on the TRAGGAZ
Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ ova thaya
Don’t trust them wide nos-trils ova YONDA
Soak up so much aya it’ll make ya WONDA
Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ
Wit they spotty lil NIGGA FIGGAZ
Dont. trust. tham. new. NAGGAAAZ…
OVAAAAA THAYA
January 2nd, 2008 at 11:58 pm
NIGGA 1-Watch were u walkin nikka
NIGGA 2-A A WAT CHU SA TO ME NIGGA
(COCK GUN)
NIGGA 1-WAT DID U SAY TO ME, BITCH NIGGA
NIGGA 2-A SQUEEZE IT NIGGA
NIGGA 1-NIGGA IM GON SQUEEZE IT NIGGA
NIGGA 2-WAT U WAITIN ON NIGGA
(BANG BANG BANG)
NIGGA 1-A THIS IS STUPID
NIGGA 2-U RITE, LETS SETTLE OUR DIFRENCES AND WALK AWAY
F R E E Z E-POLECE
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
NIGGA MOMENTS ARE THE LEADING KILLER OF BLACK MEN NEXT TO F.E.M.A. AND PORK CHOPS.THATS A FACT
January 3rd, 2008 at 12:53 am
Is it okay to snitch to the police, on the police?
-Riley
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:53 am
(singer) WE GOT THAT THUGGIN LOOOVE!
January 3rd, 2008 at 6:54 am
LOOK AT MY CHEST!
-Tom (Tom, Sarah, and Usher)
January 4th, 2008 at 10:04 am
“You jus mad cuz I’m STYLIN’ on ya”–Cindy
“I hope you dont treat ME like this when I’M on death row!”–Huey
“What woman sir? This here’s a hoe”–APimpNamedSlickBack
“We could have a brother and sister thats half hoe!”–Riley
“Ima find me a white women with a flat booty that I can tell my problems to.”–Granddad
January 4th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
Removin’ the nigger’s soul from a Negro is as hard as removin’ the stink from a hunk a’ shit. We must use these tools that the great God has given us to fight niggas. A whip. A noose. A nightstick. A branding iron. These things strike fear into a nigga’s heart. A job application, or a conversation with the nigga. The nigga will lie. The nigga will make excuses. He will use words he don’t really know. If he gets really desperate, he will start to rap, or dance. (Ruckus)
January 5th, 2008 at 3:16 am
uuggh.. nigga u gay. lol
–Riley Freeman
January 5th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Is there something you can´t do?
I don´t know?Go Broke?
- Riley Freeman
Episode :Ballin`
January 6th, 2008 at 1:05 am
“i mean i love Huey, almost like a brother, but what’s done is done” - Riley
January 6th, 2008 at 9:16 am
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch nigga…..
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch ass nigga. I heard the mall hired extra security to protect you. That’s a bitch move Santa. I’m comin for that ass again, until you pay what you owe.
Sincerely yours,
Tha Santa Stalker
-Riley
January 8th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks!!!
January 8th, 2008 at 6:18 am
“Why am I in Riley’s bed?”
“You no, that’s a reaal good question. Why are you in ma bed? All the beds in the house and I got the possesedd nigga in mine. Ain’t this a bitch, some o’l bullshit” -Stink meaner strikes back
“Thank-you for not snitchin!!… YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKA!!!!”
January 8th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
kernel mother fuckin stinkmeaner, holla at cha boi I gets money
January 8th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
purple speedo …. dats GAY!
January 9th, 2008 at 7:39 am
“We dont waist no ‘muhfuckin soap in heah…”
“‘Naw ‘Naw ‘nigga you ain’t finish I been whatchin’ you. You aint wash behind ‘yo ‘eahs ‘uh ‘nothin.”
“Look at me. See how Im ‘aw clean ‘n glissen ‘n shit, thats hygiene ‘nigga. You can call me the heath inspecta’. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP.”
-Guy in prison shower scene voiced by Terry Crews
“pray, nigga, pray…..Im next”
-Guy in the background of prison shower scene
and
the cue cards beginning of the gangstalicious episode
LMFAO
January 9th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
I want young men and young woman who are not alive today…
To know and see these new ¨privileges and oppurtunities didn´t come without someone suffering nd sacrificing..
-M.L.K.
WhatEver Niggaahw
-Anonymous
January 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am
it wasn’t said but it was i quote a paper this Season 2, Episode 3: Thank You for Not Snitching. “Dear cops, we didn’t see anything. deepest regards EVERYONE” LOL STOP SNITCHIN IT JUS KILL MORE PEOPLE!!
January 10th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Jail n***a you gay! -Riley
Chronic Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter.- A pimp named slickback.
January 13th, 2008 at 2:21 am
To correct that goofy motherfucker “WATITIZQ”…
Ignorant Nigger: Fuck you punk ass, bushy-ass, hook ass, nigga! I’ll kick your motherfuckin’ diddy ass, nigga! Don’t never in yo’ LIFE ever try to holla at me nigga! With me nigga, I’ll pop da trunk on yo’ bitch ass nigga, get my motherfuckin’ Uzi nigga.
Tom Dubois: What did you say NIGGA!??
Ignorant Nigger: You know what motherfucka’? Eat a dick nigga! I’m tired of this moth…
Tom Dubois: Oh yea! Look at ya! You was poppin’ all that good shit a second ago, then you got kicked in yo’ chest! You eat a dick, nigga! YOU EAT A DICK!!
January 13th, 2008 at 3:58 am
it ur fault granddad u invited the killa kung-fu wolf bitch to tha crib - riley
dis weekend wuz messed up and its all yo fault granddad
January 13th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
“I’ve never seen a nigga that can use a personal computer… Not even a Maicintosh”
“I seent the whole thang! You shoulda seent that shit!
January 14th, 2008 at 8:46 am
“BOOOOOO….TOM SHUT THA FUCK UP…”
-RILEY
“RILEY, STOP CUZZIN….TOM SHUT THA FUCK UP!!”
-GRANDAD
January 14th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
“Have you heard of tha Kumite…WATAAA”
-Luna
“Did you say Kumite..Hyaaaa”
-Huey
“Yes….Tha Kumite…WATAAAAAAA”
-Luna
“What’s Tha Kumite?..HAAAAAAAAA”
-Riley
January 14th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding.
It is the bitter potion byt which the physician within you heals your sick self.
Therefore trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence, and tranquility.
January 15th, 2008 at 2:18 am
EWuugh
NIGGAA U GAI
January 15th, 2008 at 6:39 pm
Ruckus: Remember what OJ said to Kobe
Grandad: What’s that?
Ruckus: Don’t let this whole trial thing turn you off of white women.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Ruckus: Black women ain’t neva looked good. But I guess if you put lipstick and a wig on a monkey, it can look good too.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Ruckus: Don’t you think if God was black His son woulda looked like Isaac Hayes?
January 15th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Huey: Actually grandad, Christmas is a pagan holiday, and Jesus prolly hates you for celebratin it.
January 15th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
Huey: What you know about my vision?
January 15th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Riley: Don’t feed her grandad, don’t feed her!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Riley: My X button ain’t workin, you see me pushin it, you see me pushin it!!!!!!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Huey: I’m doin prostitue laundry, do you know how disgusting that is?
January 15th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Huey: YOU DON’T KIDNAP OPRAH!!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Huey: Grandad! I specifically asked you not to use bacon!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Jasmine: What’s the itis?
January 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Tom: He’s right! I do hate usher!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:48 pm
Ruckus: I bet you can name 5 niggas you hate right now!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:49 pm
Huey: Nigga moments will be the leading cause of death among young negro men in America, next to pork chops and F.E.M.A
January 15th, 2008 at 6:50 pm
Jethro: When I get my check Robert, I’m a break you off a piece, now you family!
January 15th, 2008 at 6:51 pm
Ruckus: I appreciate what you doin officers, but you got the wrong man
January 15th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Grandad: Ruckus you blacka than the ace of spades man.
Ruckus: Now don’t go and remind me of my ailment.
Grandad: Your ailment?
Ruckus: Yes, my ailment. you heard of vidalygo? Well I got revidalygo.
January 16th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
“Whatever nigga….” -Anomonyous
January 16th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
oh shit! i seent it nigga! i SEENT it! HELLO? YEAH NIGGA! im on t.v.! Naw, aint got yo money nigga!
January 18th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
Don’t feed her the cheddar biscuits!!
January 19th, 2008 at 6:01 am
“yeah, you scared,aint ya…bitch nigga”
January 19th, 2008 at 6:04 am
You bitch ass,faggot ass,punk ass,pussy ass,bitch ass nighaaa…What you gonna do,you bitch…ass…nigha
January 21st, 2008 at 10:21 am
“i see piss comin’ i go, she see piss comin’, she stay!”
“IF R KELLY GO TO JAIL, I PISS ON YO CAT!”
January 21st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
“So this is the message you wanna send to all the young youth out there like myself who tryna do the right thing and not love deez hoes, huh? What’s all this? So that’s what’s hot in the streets? That’s what’s really hood huh? Offa some white girl who left you for an R&B-dancin ass, sexy-flexy ass nigga?” ~Riley Freeman
January 22nd, 2008 at 9:50 pm
“Especially when there are so many other fine subsitutes..Spaid, porch-monkey, jigga boo, i said next time you gonna call a darky a nigga call that koon a jungle-bunny and stare” -Uncle Ruckus
January 25th, 2008 at 10:07 am
Stomp em in the nuts…Nigga Stomp em in da nuts…
January 25th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
“Ewww nigga u gay”
January 27th, 2008 at 1:09 am
” Grandad, you can not tame the white supremicist power structure with cheese!” -Huey
January 27th, 2008 at 3:58 am
Look at ya, nobody want you but me, you aint shit widout me, you widout me equal shit, you undastand dat you ugly fat bitch………now lemme borrow your car.
January 27th, 2008 at 6:02 am
“Whoa! So this is what crack must feel like.” -Riley
The Itis
Ewwwwwwwww………..Nigga you gay -Riley
All I’m sayin is there are known knowns and there are known unknowns. But there’s also unknown unknowns; things we don’t know that we don’t know. -Gin Rummy
What? -Riley
Say what again, I dare you, say it one mofo’ing time -Gin Rummy
What? -Riley
Best line ever!
January 29th, 2008 at 5:22 am
“can a nigga borrow borrow a french fry? my first thought wasnt ‘oh my god, he said the word, the n word. it was now how is a nigga gonna borrow a fry? nigga are you gonna give it back?
January 31st, 2008 at 1:55 am
So many great quotes in this show, too many favourites to list them but these aren’t quotes the way most of you write them. It has to be EXACTLY the same to be a damn quote.
January 31st, 2008 at 2:52 am
“man you see that nigga flip through the trees like on some ol’ tarzan shit!? hold up hold up, bring that back, i gotta see that agaaain!”
January 31st, 2008 at 3:49 am
“You taking her to Red Lobster with the Cheddar Biscuits, the FAM ain’t eating cheddar biscuits but this random broad eating cheddar biscuits”
January 31st, 2008 at 3:56 am
Dear Santa,
You are a bitch nigga..(wait, wait,hold up hold up)
Dear Santa,
You are a Bitch ass nigga I heard the mall is hiring extra security too protect you. Thats a bitch move santa!! Im coming for that ass again untill you PAY what you OWE!!
Sincurly yours,
The Santa Stalker
January 31st, 2008 at 3:59 am
Don’t trust dem new niggas is not a Spiritual!!!
January 31st, 2008 at 5:33 am
webster defines the nigga moment as a moment
where ingornance overwhelms the mind of an outherwise logical negro male. “WHAT DID U SAY BHICH NIGGA” “AY SQUEESE IT NIGGA” causing him to act in a illogical, self destructive manner I.E. like a nigga
February 1st, 2008 at 2:31 am
“Game recognize game granddad,and you lookin kinda unfamiliar right now.Excuse me sir,can i help you?”
February 1st, 2008 at 7:30 am
The other day you’ve walked up to me you’ve said ‘What it do?’ He sounded like he was a distant for slave. The proper way to say it is ‘What DOES it do?’ I personally blame the Muslim…
February 1st, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Take our black asses out of here. Won’t you come save us Catcher and kill all these Crackers come take our black asses out of here.
February 1st, 2008 at 5:22 pm
What website is that, Made up MonkeyShit.com
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:29 am
Uncle Rukus:
“Next time you want to call that darkie a nigga, call that jigaboo a coon instead!” LMAO!!!!!!!
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
Riley to Tom:
“..and if R.Kelly goes to jail, I’LL PISS ON YOUR CAT!!!!!”
February 2nd, 2008 at 1:32 am
RILEY:
“Dont feed her the cheddar biscuits!!!!”
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Reporter: What is the s-word?
School Dude: I don’t wanna say it.
Reporter: Spic?
School Dude: No.. (whispers) Spearchucker.
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:24 pm
THE FAM AIN’ EATIN CHEDDAR BISCUITS!
-Riley
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:28 pm
Look. Rap songs that use niggaaahhhh in a positive way. There’s tons of them: Real Nigga Roll Call, Niggas Bleed, Jigga My Nigga, Niggas for life, Real Niggas don’t die, Shame on a nigga, sucka nigga, ain’t no nigga!
- Riley’s Teacher, Joe Petto.
LMAO
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Uh oh. Here comes Huey McHater again.
-Riley
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Booty dance. Booty Dance..
-Riley
February 2nd, 2008 at 7:32 pm
What’s the number to a press conference?
-Granddad.
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 am
Riley: Man Santa these nuts…where was Santa when we was back in da hood huh? Santa ain’t show a nigga no love back then….
February 3rd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Season 2: Episode 12
“That nigga like 14ft tall, got trapizest muscles, and shit biceps…He ain’t no normal nigga he a super nigga…A black batman if you will. And He Can Fly!……Underwater!!”
February 5th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
USHER?? HA! That nigga’s my age..
-Riley
February 5th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
This ain’t no purse.. This a gangstalicious man-bag..
-Riley
February 5th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
This ain’t no purse.. This is a gangstalicious man-bag..
-Riley
February 5th, 2008 at 2:34 pm
“ooh there’s powerful Niggatri at work here” Uncle Rukus
February 5th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
I dont care what you say Uncle Ruckus. Dont trust them new niggas is not a negro spiritual
February 5th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
That nigga lying. Grandad always making up some shit about history. how come everyone we related to is somebody famous. The first nigga to go to the moon or the first nigga to pole vault.
February 7th, 2008 at 12:25 am
# Sauce
February 3rd, 2008 at 4:34 am
Riley: Man Santa these nuts…where was Santa when we was back in da hood huh? Santa ain’t show a nigga no love back then….
made me lol so much
February 7th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
“Yeah, so dem n!ggas was like ‘Roscoe yous betta leaves town fo Mr. Charlie & Mr. Ruckus gone come fo you’. I’m like ‘Man, fu(k dem crackas. Man dis Roscoe Patterson. N!gga I don’t give f*ck! I just don’t give f*ck!…” -Roscoe Patterson(Season 2 episode 1)
“Sorry man…..Wouldn’t let that sh!t happen to me doe” -Waiter(Season 2 episode 2)
“Thank you for not snitching!….you stupid muthaf*cka” -Ed & Rum (Season 2, episode 3)
“F*ck your court n!gga!…N!gga f*ck your court, n!gga! F*ck your court!…Lady Libertys’ got balls!” -Stinkmeaner(Season 2, episode 4)
“Look like somebody threw a million dollars into the monkey cages at the zoo” -Uncle Ruckus[No relation] (Season 2 episode 5)
“Thanx for invitin’ a killer-kung-fu-wolf-b!tch to da crib Granddad” -Riley (Season 2 episode 6)
“N!gga you know dat wudn’t no chain, dat was a necklace. Dis a be a real chain.” -Riley(Season 2 episode 7)
“And speaking of h0es, we are also joined by Riley’s grandfather…I see you’re f*ckin’ up all your grandson’s money” -Sport Reporter (Season 2 episode
“Everybody know New Orlean n!ggas are grimey..(Lil Wayne walks pass: Yep, thanx whodi)…Thats my hat!” -Riley (Season 2 episode 9)
“Hey, we hear you was helping people from New Orleans, and we use to live right close to it…well I had a girlfriend named Katrina & I’m hungry than a muh-[mothaf*cka]” -Man with family (Season 2 episode 9)
“You suppose to be in charge. You suppose to be the leader. Lead us to some breakfast then n!gga. N!gga..wha..uh..what’chu want some n!gga?! Hah?! Alright n!gga, come on lets go! I been waiting” -Riley(Season 2 episode 10)
“He says it so much I don’t even notice it anymore. Last week at lunch, Riley says to a classmate ‘Can a n!gga borrow a french frie?’. And my first thought wasn’t ‘Oh my God! He said the word..uh..The N word’. It was ‘Now how is a n!gga gonna borrow a frie?! N!gga, is you gonna give it back!?’” -Mr. Petto (Season 2 episode 11)
“He made up Catcher Freeman. Shoot, he probably made up dis whole slavery thing. What n!gga you know gone work all day in a hot field for no paper?!” -Riley (Season 2 episode 12)
“Oh, so the only n!gger I got to beat today is Tobias, huh?” Masta Colonell (Season 2 episode 12)
“C’mon man, look on da bright side. You get to hang out here in da field, with the real n!ggas………You ain’t said nothing. I’m a do dat. Ha..you betta believe it. As soon as Catcha Freeman rides through here with his brigade and cuts that cracka’s head clean off. Uh, I’m outta here. You ain’t never seen no n!gga be gone like I’m a be gone……Thelma ain’t thinkin’ about yo a$$ n!gga” -Field N!gga#1 (Season 2 episode 12)
“meemeemee Catcha Freeman” -Tobias
“N!gga you tryna get off the plantation by sellin’ a script?!..lol..N!gga you ain’t even suppose to know how to read. How gone sell a script, a$$hole!? Plus theres a writers right, n!gga!” -Field N!gga#2 (Season 2 episode 12)
“Uh, die cracka, die?! Yeah, take that massa! Huh?! Yeah, you wanna beat up on the slaves, huh?! Well, take this to your a$$, m*therf*cka! Ha!…Thats how do it baby. Thats, thats, thats, thats how I do it” -Catcher Freeman (Season 2 episode 12)
February 7th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
You Niggas Gay!!
February 8th, 2008 at 2:25 am
“Did you just congratulate me for reading?!” -Huey (Season 2 episode 5)
“The f*ck you talkin’ ’bout, man?! We got Playstation & X-Box, n!gga! And we got Incredible Hulks, n!gga! All the kids is welcome, m*thaf*cka!” -Thugnificent (Season 2 episode 5)
“Cause b!tches be trouble, be having n!ggas beefin’/You trickin’ on dat h0e and yo’ n!ggas ain’t eatin’/She pushin’ yo’ whip, spendin’ all yo’ cash/Yo’ homie got shot up while you was in dat a$$” -Ganstalicious (Season 2 episode 13)
“Homies over h0es/ Homies over h0es/ Homies over h0es/Homies over h0es/ Do the homie/ Do the homie/ Do homie/Do the homie.(lol). Oh, it’s so hot!” -Riley(singing “Homies Over H0es”) (Season 2 episodes 13)
“Naw, wake up, wake up, and smell the gay coffee. All the evidence you could possibly need is right in front of your face. It’ll only be a matter of time ‘for that lil boy be a grown man, bent over a table with his pants around his ankles. Being entered repeatedly by another man. Choo-choo, last train to f*ck-u-ville leaving in five minutes, leaving in five minutes for that chocolate tunnel hole” -Uncle Ruckus[No relation] (Season 2 episode 13)
“I don’t think homies over h0es is a sentiment that A Pimp Named Slickback can co-sign, Riley. I mean don’t get me wrong. A Pimp Named Slickback will put alot of things over a h0e. Money over a h0e (always), brand new gators over a h0e (absolutely), a turkey sandwhich with just tomato (guarenteed). But homies?! Oh no! A Pimp Named Slickback don’t do sh!t for the homies. Let me reiterate. Don’t do sh!t for the homies. Less the homie wanna’ walk that stroll & get that money, the homie ain’t getting g0d-damn thang. And the same goes for brothers, peops, dudes, fellas, dunnies, comrades, whatever the f*ck n!ggas are calling each other now-a-days. Sound like some gay shit to me” -A Pimp Named Slickback (Season 2 episode 13)
“That b!tch lying! See, this is why I don’t read!……Is Elton John gay? (Huey replies: yeah) See, and you gay. But I know I’m not gay, cause I’m da most not gay n!gga of all the not n!ggas in the whole universe…” -Riley (Season 2 epidsode 13)
“I’m keepin’ these pearls though, my n!gga. This sh!t is fly” -Macktastic (Season 2 episode 13)
“Rock-n-Roll Gangsta” -The Song (Season 2 episode 13)
February 8th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
you wanna do something bitch ass nigga!!
February 13th, 2008 at 4:38 am
hey lil mama let me holla at right quick wit yo fin yella ass ,no well fuck u then bucket mouth hoe
February 13th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
“Or we be flippin’ them burgers at Wendy’s my nigga. Na mean, with the fries and shit. I do w/e nigga shit… shakes… all that… extra ketchup. Here, you need some napkins. You feel me?”- Dude from Lethal Interjection
“Shit, I’m sorry. You know I wasn’t thinking about it… when I said… should of said like Burger King.” -Dude from Lethal Interjection
February 14th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Rummy- “what country you from
Riley- “what?”
Rummy- “What aint no country i eva heard of they speak english in What?”
Riley- “what?”
Rummy- ” english mutha f**cka do you speak it?!”
Riley- “yea”
SAY WHAT AGAIN SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YA I DOUBLE DARE YA
February 15th, 2008 at 2:32 am
“Granddad, i must be blind too cuz i shole aint see that ass whoopin comin’!” from riley in nigga moments part 1
February 15th, 2008 at 9:25 am
(Season 2: Home Alone)
Riley: Now before you start Hatin…Ask yoself…Be Honest…Ain’t I’m Clean Tho?
Riley: Can’t you jus be happy to see another nigga fitted up…lookin dipped in butta…shinin and glistenin.
Riley: You spose ta be in charge…You spose ta be the leader…Lead us to some breakfast then Nigga!
February 15th, 2008 at 9:47 am
(Season 1 Granddad’s Fight)
Colonel Stinkmeaner: Nyigga…You Betta Have Insurance…Ass Whoopin Insurance…And you about to pay A DEDUCTIBLE!!!
Colonel Stinkmeaner: Hold Up…I smell New Shoes!!! (stomps on Grandads foot)…Yeaah..They ain’t new anymore are they…NYIIGGAAAA?!
Riley: Bad Knee? That nigga had Bad Eyes and couldn’t see Granddad. He beat you like a Pinata…Yo! We can rent Granddad out to Mexican Birthday Parties…We can call him SENOR PINATAAAAA…Olaaah Senor Pinata! rofl
Riley: Yo?…How bad you gotta telegraph your punches for a BLIND MAN to see em comin Granddad?
Huey: Riley…The man Obviously had a Heightened sense of hearing.
Riley: Oh, I thought Granddad had a Heightened Sense of FALLING!!!
Riley: Yo’…Granddad had HIT ME written across his forehead in BRAILE!!!rofl
Riley: Ok,ok…what you gone do? Beat Me? Maybe I should get a Blind Fold first…(covers eyes)…Ok, I’m Ready!!! rofl
February 15th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Hahahaha, you had the quote right. I forgot how it went before, but thanks for clearing it up for me.
February 16th, 2008 at 5:30 am
“The Sotry of Catcher Freeman”
Slave: “We’ll use Thelma. That high yellow, Mulatto, Jeziebelle Hussy…”
February 17th, 2008 at 1:22 am
ay nigga, where the chicken wings and the donunts at?
February 23rd, 2008 at 4:22 pm
shut the fuck up. My name is uncle ruckus. I am a professional zoologist. I am here obserbe you niggaz in your natural habit. Your nigga trickery does not affect me.
February 23rd, 2008 at 7:17 pm
Y’all niggaz are gay.. (Riley)
February 24th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Dats what u call basketball, a nigga’s nuts in yo face!
February 24th, 2008 at 1:12 am
ma bad itz actually “dats what u call winnin a niggas nuts in yo face!”
-riley
February 24th, 2008 at 4:03 am
Slave - De’ enda left a message for you.
Slave Master - De’ enda i dont know any De’ enda who’s that?
Slave - DE’ ENDA MY DICK NIGGA!
February 27th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Everybody knows that niggas climb trees not kick’em
-Uncle Ruckus
February 29th, 2008 at 3:04 am
Ruckus you can’t give the white man credit for the TREES!
February 29th, 2008 at 3:05 am
eat a sack of baby dicks!!!
February 29th, 2008 at 3:06 am
what makes your god any less made up than his?……huey FREEman
February 29th, 2008 at 3:08 am
you’re talking about the Korean store. North of here….Saddam Hussein
March 7th, 2008 at 2:11 am
I hope YOU have insurance. ASS WHOPPIN’ insurance. And you about to pay a deductable!
-Stinkmeaner
March 9th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
“First of all, I’ma live forever, but if i do die I’ma smack god upside the head and tell him to get me a grilled cheese and some tacos.” Riley Freeman
March 13th, 2008 at 1:36 am
“nigga u gay”
-Riley
March 13th, 2008 at 9:47 pm
rilly - nigga you gay
March 13th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
riley*
March 15th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Wow Riley is there anything you cant do…
I dont know nigga go broke lol
March 17th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
“Err Nigga You Gay”
–Riley
March 21st, 2008 at 9:26 pm
“They beat him, stomp him, shot the dude, stomp him again, and the next thing I know they took a dump on the dude”
Thugnificent (Ep. 5 The Story of Thugnificent)
March 23rd, 2008 at 4:16 am
EEEEEEEEEEE NIGGA U GAY
March 31st, 2008 at 12:43 am
tehehe pee pee vagina
March 31st, 2008 at 3:15 am
If anyone needs a cheat sheet here it is:
en.wikiquote.org/wiki/The_Boondocks_(TV_series)
April 1st, 2008 at 5:42 pm
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AY ERYIKAH BADUIE THAT WAS REAL GAY MA NIGGA CUT THAT OUT
April 1st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
how niggas gone come by and just sign they name on somebody else’s shit, all after the fact. Tryin to steal my shine. Man that’s some ol bullshit. How niggas gon do me? Why they can’t do them. Why niggas gotta ride me like a rodeo show,tryin to steal my shine?! Man that’s some ol bullshit!
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:50 am
Eat a dick old man….
The episode when Thugnificent moves in and grandad wants him out.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:54 am
Dont trust dem new niggas over yonder!! Suckin so much air it’ll make you wonder.
the garden party episode amazin’
I’m like da terminator in this bitch.
April 17th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Ima get a dog name him levee and kick him everytime it rains.
-Uncle Ruckus
May 10th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
game recognize game and u lookn kinda unfamiliar
May 20th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
“Game recognize game, and you lookin’ kinda weak!”
July 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Riley: Thanks for inviting the killer kung-fu wolf-bitch to the crib, granddad!
Granddad: You think I knew she was a killer kung-fu wolf-bitch? She ain’t tell me about no damn Kumitee, Kumitoo, Kumite, coon, black coon. Now y’all just hush. I gotta figure out what we gonna do… Huey what we gonna do?
Huey: You’re gonna tell her to get the hell out.
Granddad: Oh no, she might hit me with one of those exploding nut sack techniques.
August 5th, 2008 at 4:25 pm
“Maybe if i’m lucky,I’ll get a white woman with the flat booty who will listen to ma problems”
August 8th, 2008 at 5:10 am
booooo
ayy tom shut the the fuck up
boy watch yo mouth, tom shut the fuck up
August 9th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Granddad, “Whats eating you?” Activist, “A GOT-DAMN GERMAN SHEPARD!!!!”
August 29th, 2008 at 11:10 pm
You went to– you–this nigga went to get a motherfuckin’ raincoat!
September 27th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
ED:what planet are you from?
riley:what?
ED: what? what aint a planet i herd of, do they speak english on what?
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:47 pm
dear santa, you are a bitch ass nigga
riley
January 3rd, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Why can’t this Morgan Freeman-King dude clear the dishes? Shoot, the nigga just had a free meal.
January 15th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
“Nigga you gay”
-Riley
February 25th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Tom Dubois: Uh, what’s going on, guys?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Mr. Dubois, my name is A Pimp Named Slickback, sir, and this is an intervention.
Tom Dubois: An intervention?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubois. May I call you Tom?
Tom Dubois: Is this some kind of joke?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and, scary enough, even your money. It’s a disease, Tom.
Tom Dubois: What was your name again?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Well, thank you for asking. My name is A Pimp Named Slickback.
Tom Dubois: Wait, a pimp?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Named Slickback, yes. Please say the whole thing if you would? Yes, that includes the “A Pimp Named” part. Yes, Tom, every time.
Tom Dubois: Look, Mr. A Pimp Named Slickback …
A Pimp Named Slickback: No need for the “Mr.”
Tom Dubois: I don’t think I need any help from someone like you.
A Pimp Named Slickback: And by “someone like me,” you mean a pimp? A bad guy?
Tom Dubois: Now, look, I’m not trying to insult you. I just don’t approve of what you people do to women.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Oh, so I’m wrong, so I’m messed up. Well, which one of us is missing a bitch, Tom? You don’t see *me* running around looking for a bitch. I know where all my bitches are, thank you very much.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Now look at you, bitchless. Sans bitch, as the French would say.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Did you know that at least 75% of bitches suffer from some kind of hearing loss? This alarming statistic means that, more likely than not, talking is not the most effective way to communicate with a bitch. That’s when you have to hit her.
Tom Dubois: Whoa, what?
A Pimp Named Slickback: You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple.
Tom Dubois: But I couldn’t hit Sarah. I couldn’t hit *any* woman.
A Pimp Named Slickback: Has *not* hitting the bitch been working? I mean, scientifically speaking, has not hitting the bitch achieved the desired result?
Tom Dubois: No way! I just, I can’t, I couldn’t, I won’t!
A Pimp Named Slickback: Tom, take a deep breath. It’s okay, people have phobias. Some niggas can’t cross bridges, you can’t go upside a bitch’s head. Okay, we can beat this.
A Pimp Named Slickback: This is my state-of-the-art surveillance center.
Tom Dubois: Why does a pimp need a surveillance center?
A Pimp Named Slickback: Included in your retainer fee is state-of-the-art bitch surveillance. Quiet Storm, here, has been monitoring your wife’s conversations and emails.
Quiet Storm: Daddy, I’ve got transcripts of all the conversations today. No mention of Usher. I’m hacking into her email now, but this computer is running a bit slow. Perhaps if we didn’t have dial-up …
A Pimp Named Slickback: [Slaps Quiet Storm with a magazine] Bitch, don’t start with that “we need another computer” shit again! You say that shit every time a new iMac comes out. You ain’t Slick, you better make that G4 work, bitch, and stop playin’ with me!
Quiet Storm: Yes, daddy.
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:44 am
with a big stupid afro and a very poor disposition….iiaght peace
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:45 am
we got kraft and we got velvita
-riley
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:46 am
you guys can get analy raped if you want
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:47 am
cause he gud……fat girl at r kelly trial
June 22nd, 2009 at 5:48 am
dats messed up u dnt sopprt the troops huey
August 28th, 2009 at 11:14 am
riley: thats how it starts taking bitches out to eat meals and what not next thing you know you wake up in a rest haven for hoes a sanctuary for scandalous scezzers and stunts
September 1st, 2009 at 6:20 pm
To all the people that don’t know how the quote goes, that includes you webmaster, the quote really is:
“Game recognize game and you lookin’ kinda unfamiliar right now.”
Where the hell did you guys get that weak shit. That’s pretty …. weak.
September 20th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
A Pimp Named Slickback:
Bitch don’t start with that “we need another computer” shit again! You say that shit everytime a new iMac comes out! You aint slick, you betta make that G4 work bitch an stop playin’ wit me!
Quite Storm a.k.a (Computer Ho):
Yes Daddy
October 6th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
EWWWWWW. Mrs Dubois yo peach cobbler look like throw up!
October 6th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
Whats wrong with me? Whats wrong with her? she da one who brought vomit over here in a tupperware container!!
I dont care if you beat me granddad I WONT EAT IT! THAT IS DISGUSTING! ITS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!! Riley is the stuff!
October 11th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
THATS MESSED UP HUEY!YOU DONT SUPPORT THE TROOPS!
October 15th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Fun? You want to have some FUN? Do I look like Charlie Brown?”
“Don’t look at Quincy Jones, Quincy jones aint gonna help you”
A Huey Freeman Christmas
“Where was Santa when we was in the Hood, he aint shown a nigga no love, I didn’t ask for much,just some friends. That nigga gonna pay what he owe”
Riley
“Ewwwwwwww Mrs Dubois, your peach cobbler looks like throw up …”
BOY
“What Granddad it do, it look like vomit with peas innit, Mrs Dubois have you been eating peas?”
The Itis
” AHHHHHHHHHHHH Jesus, I seen it all! I was in the club and I was in the club, and someone stepped on me and i’m like BIATCH
October 15th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
“How iz a nigga gonna borrow a frie? Nigga iz you gonna give it back!?” -District Employee
November 16th, 2009 at 8:07 am
Fuck Y’all Lookin At???-Ed Wunsler
November 17th, 2009 at 12:35 am
“White man can eat a dick EAT MY BALLS NIGGa”
Roscoe Paterson’s Lynching
December 21st, 2009 at 8:38 am
“There is no weapon! They’re robbing the store!” - Huey
“I didn’t think they’d actually shoot back at us!” - Gin Rummy
That whole episode was fun, actually (A Date With the Health Inspector).
January 1st, 2010 at 3:14 am
“How can a nigga borrow a french fry? NIGGA! is you gonna give it back??”