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Comment your favorite quotes, you can do more than one if you like. I will update this post with your submissions, I will start it off with one of my favorites:

  • nigga technology dont do much more than dumb niggaz talk to other dumb niggaz bout dumb niggaz shit
  • “KEYAH BITCH!!” Ed wunsler
  • “I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces” ed wunsler
  • I cant believe these niggaz… why niggaz gotta ride me like a rodeo show
  • Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11
  • “fuck yo court nigga!FUCK YO COURT!” Stinkmeaner/Tom (season 2 promo video)
  • Your gonna need ass-whuppin insurance
  • This episode has great fight scenes.
  • Sorry Billy Blanks, but why buy the tapes when you can get the infommercial for free?
  • “Game recognize game, and you lookin’ kinda weak!”

392 Responses

  1. Amanda

    “I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces” ed wunsler

  2. Amanda

    “KEYAH BITCH!!” Ed wunsler

  3. Deyon

    I cant believe these niggaz… why niggaz gotta ride me like a rodeo show

  4. Jamarcus

    “fuck yo court nigga!FUCK YO COURT!” Stinkmeaner/Tom (season 2 promo video)

  5. me

    Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11

  6. me

    Your gonna need ass-whuppin insurance

  7. Rich Yung

    Sorry Billy Blanks, but why buy the tapes when you can get the infommercial for free?

  8. NoShoes

    “Game recognize game, and you lookin’ kinda weak!”

    -Riley

  9. KUNFENZIONI

    …whats good nyigga! whats really good!!! The Blind Swordsman

  10. me

    “The absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence.”
    Gin Rummy/Donald Rumsfeld

  11. Giancarlos

    “Mrs. Dubois, your peach cobbler look like throw up”
    Riley Freeman
    “BOY!”
    Granddad Freeman

  12. Sha

    The fam ain’t eatin’ cheddar biscuits, but this random broad is eatin’ cheddar biscuits!
    -Riley

  13. The Weasel

    “GAME RECOGNIZE GAME GRANDDAD ANS YOU LOOKIN KINDA UNFAMILIAR RIGHT NOW”

  14. The Weasel

    You all niggaz is GAY. i’m goin home

  15. The Weasel

    Its a PIMP NAMED SLICKBACK you say the whole thing like a TRIBE CALLED WEST

  16. The Weasel

    If micheal angelo was black jesus would’ve looked like george jefferson!

  17. Sr.Montana

    “Bitches love free food.”

  18. The Weasel

    “MR. DUBOIS MR. I LOCK NIGGAS UP FOR PEEIN!!”

  19. Shadow1324

    ronald wilson reagan. Each of his names have 6 letters. 666

  20. tsungai mugabe

    “Get your banana peeling hands of me monkey”

  21. Terrence

    “YOU GOT YOU ASS BEAT SO BAD!…Rodney King called and said ‘damn nigga! i thought i got my ass whooped!’”
    -riley

  22. muffin

    jail nigga, you gay.

  23. Big Corn

    “Stop cryin you lil bitch!!”
    - Riley (Gangstalicious episode- very end.)

  24. truesage

    yo if your gonna have a quotes page at least quote it right, ya know… word for word. Dumb nigga. Its disresectful to the show.

  25. truesage

    Damn most of you mother fuckers must be illiterate. A great show being waste on your stupid minds is like giving weed to a new born baby.

    I mean half of you mis-quoted the lines - and the other half of you just cant even fuckin spell.

    Then theres the few of you that just simply picked stupid shit to quote.

  26. pablo

    “you hear that you sweaty bastards? freddy aint dead! freddy said bring it on bitch! BRING IT” - Ed

  27. jayson

    my favorite one was the trial of r.kelly episode when riley said “and if r.kelly go to jail, im pissin on yo cat”

  28. The Weasel

    I’ve seen that girl she ain’t little. I’m little. Gary coleman is little MINIME is little, and to the best of my knowledge we’ve all managed to avoid gettin peed on.

  29. The Weasel

    OH YES. THE VICTIM at what point does personal responsibility become a factor in this equation.. I see piss comin i move. She saw piss comin she stayed. Now why i gotta miss out on the next R.kelly Album JUST FOR THAT!!! And if R.Kelly go to Jail I PISS ON YO’CAT!(riley)
    (Huey):Damn you just beat by an 8 year old.

  30. Mishu

    “Don’t trut dem new niggaz on da block” _Uncle Ruckus

  31. Mizzbb

    “If you don’t get that BullShit outta my face Bitch!”

    -Ed Wunsler “The Itis” I LOVE IT LOL!!!

  32. lolaa

    “i smell new shoes”….nigga

  33. lolaa

    “what you gon do whacha gon do”

  34. J!ggly

    I don’t mean nigga in a disrespectful way, ! mean nigga asa genaral word for ignorant motherfuckers
    Gin Rumy

  35. bitch 1

    Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil and the government is lying to you about 9/11

  36. A. White

    Granddad: See the first Soul Plane was funny.

    Huey: psh. Bout as funny as a lynching

    Granddad: Oh hush boy. You ain’t even see it.

    Huey: I’ve never seen a lynchin either, but I know they not funny.

  37. shadow

    come negro san (season 2 ep 1)
    -Rukus

  38. Vman

    this one should be up there:

    “Ewwwww…nigga you gay”

  39. J

    Scientists now believe that some people are born with a genetic predisposition to Bitch Dependancy -A Pimp Named Slickback

  40. K-LION

    KEEYAH BITCH!! Ed Wuncler

  41. K-LION

    BOOOOOOOOO TOM SHUT THE FUCK UP

  42. lmaoman

    Riley: EWWWW, Ms. dubois peach cobbler look like throw up!
    Robert: BOY!
    Riley: IT DO LOOK! it look like throw up with peas in it!

  43. Daniel

    I have to say, that I could not agree with you in 100% regarding , but it’s just my opinion, which could be wrong :)

  44. Juan Geezy

    -Has NOT hittin’ a bitch been workin? Scientifically speaking, has NOT hittin a bitch achieved the desired results?
    -It’s okay. People have phobias. Some niggas can’t cross bridges, you can’t go upside a bitch’s head.
    -Yes…We gotta call her that. I’m sorry, but after what she’s done to you NOT callin her a bitch would be disrespectful to YOU.
    –A Pimp Named Slickback

    -BITCH! Get your ASS in the car!
    –Tom

  45. Juan Geezy

    -Yes…We gotta call her that. I’m sorry, but after what she’s done to you NOT callin her a bitch would be disrespectful to YOU.
    –A Pimp Named Slickback

  46. Juan Geezy

    -Has NOT hittin’ a bitch been workin? Scientifically speaking, has NOT hittin a bitch achieved the desired results?
    –A Pimp Named Slickback

  47. Juan Geezy

    -It’s okay. People have phobias. Some niggas can’t cross bridges, you can’t go upside a bitch’s head.
    –A Pimp Named Slickback

  48. Juan Geezy

    -BITCH! Get your ASS in the car!
    –Tom

  49. Jameel

    “if you lost yo hoe to a real nigga like TI i be like AY…das TI…buh you lost yo hoe to usher”

    Riley Freeman talking to Tom DuBois in the episode “tom Saraha and usher”

  50. DJ SHONA

    BOOOOOO hey erykah badu. that was real gay my nigga!!!

  51. DJ SHONA

    Riley throws chair…
    Everyone stops to stair
    “I’m mad!!”

    hahahhaha

  52. Homed Will

    “Y’all niggaz are gay.”

  53. Dj_115

    What the fuck y’all lookin at

    Ed wunsler

  54. rene

    Rily:Booooooooooooo tom shut the fuck Granddad:boy watch ya mouth tom shut the fuck up

  55. mzjazzmine

    “I’m talking to that chunky-cheeked monkey over there.”
    -Uncle Ruckus in the MLK episode

  56. mzjazzmine

    The name is Ruckus, Uncle Ruckus. No relation.

  57. mzjazzmine

    :roughly:
    “You setting a bad example for the young people today when we’re tryin to do the right thing and not love these hoes.”
    -Riley in “Tom, Sarah, and Usher”

  58. mzjazzmine

    “And look at you, bitchless. Sans bitch, as the French would say.”
    -A Pimp Named Slickback in “Tom, Sarah, and Usher”

  59. Juan Geezy

    “Oh great, you got one of those rediculous fuckin headsets”
    -Remy
    Aw man, i don’t know what the fuck you be talkin about. Bitches like this shit.”
    -Ed

  60. Juan Geezy

    “Stop snitchin’!!!”
    -Riley

  61. Juan Geezy

    “You hear that? Sounds like Niggas.”
    -Uncle Ruckus

  62. Juan Geezy

    “Gangstalicious/rhymes too vicious/eat MC’s all day/mmm delicious/My whole crew up in this/no doubt we gonna win this/smack up ya moms like i smacked Johnny Guiness/3 o’clock yesterday/ I don’t care what they say/suckas shouldn’t play/hit them with the Hennessy”
    -Gangstalicious

  63. Juan Geezy

    “Now you see something…you know you done fucked up, right?”
    -Detective

  64. Juan Geezy

    “What’s not to like about THAT!”
    -Remy

  65. Juan Geezy

    “What the hell this, a snitch-a-thon? Man there’s snitches everywere. They under the bed? How about the closet”
    -Riley

  66. Juan Geezy

    “See I’m what they call “techno savi”. I fucks with the future.”
    -Remy

  67. Guy

    “Mr. Dubois bitch dependancey is NO laughing matter.” - A Pimp Named Slickback

  68. Guy

    “Everyone knows niggas climb trees, they don’t kick em.” - Uncle Ruckus

  69. mzjazzmine

    “Look like somebody threw a million dollars into the monkey cage at the zoo.”
    -Uncle Ruckus (Season II Promo)

  70. SobeneathMyBalletFlats

    I say you throw that groupie hoe out the window and let her starve”- riley

  71. SobeneathMyBalletFlats

    ed and rummy done stole my bike !! come back here with my bike !!!

    thank you for not snitching.. u stupid muthafucka !!!!

  72. SobeneathMyBalletFlats

    ed and rummy done stole my bike !! come back here with my bike !!!

  73. ED wuncler

    “isent that bitch a smiley face,bitches love smiley faces” ED wuncler

    KEEYAH BITCH! ED wuncler

  74. Juan Geezy

    ^^ way to fuck that quote up!

  75. Marcus

    [ED] I had titties in one hand, titties in the other hand. I had two hands full of titties. That’s bigger than two scoops of raisins. I’m still talking to my accountant at the same time. What’s not to like about THAT ?

    [Rummy] Ok, first of all i don’t know when you are talking to me or when you talking on the god damn phone. Second, when people wear those things they appear to be talking to themselves. there is a name for people who talk to themselves Ed; they’re called the homeless.

  76. Jumainorite

    “Everything here will kill you…run”

    Huey

  77. Who?

    *Drinks*
    Ah……A full day’s supply of vitamin C

    - Who hasn’t said this quite yet?

  78. -)BL_A_CK-(-

    Game recongnize game and you looking pretty unfamiliar right now.

  79. dork24

    I say you should throw her groupie ass out the window.And that how can stargaze from outside. (riley–”Tom, Sara, and Usher”)

  80. dork24

    Spinnin’ Baby!!! (Gin Rummy–”Thank You For Not Snitchin’ “)

  81. dork24

    “I hope you got insurance for them spinners, boy. WHEEEEEEEE!!!” (Granddad–”Thank You for Not Snitchin’”)

  82. dork24

    “I LOVE talking to the police” (Neighborhood Watch female–”Thank You for Not Snitchin’”)

  83. Mane

    Colonel Mothafuckin Stinkmeaner holla at ya boy I gets money-Colonel Stinkmeaner

  84. Mane

    Stinkmeaner: Whats my name nigga (stinkmeaner kicks grandad)
    Grandad: ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
    Stinkmeaner: ahhhhhh aint my name my momma didnt name me ahhhh, whats my name nigga whats my name
    Huey: Stinkmeaner
    Stinkmeaner: Ding Ding Ding Ding thats right nigga!

  85. FJC619

    Yall have to kick out dis bitch, I’m havin the time of my life

  86. Another boon docks fan

    “Don’t drop the soap…”

    Riley freeman

  87. Yung_DC*

    Bitchh don’t start with that ‘we need another computer’ shit again!You say that everytime a new iMac comes out! You ain’t slick!You betta make that TiVo work bitch and stop playin’ with me!!

  88. Yung_DC*

    so this is he message you trying to send to the young youth out here like myself who trying to do the right thing and not love these hoes, huh? wh-whats all dis? is this what’s hot right now in the streets?
    that’s what’s really hood,huh?
    all for some white girl who left you for a RnB dancing ass sexy flexy ass nigga?

    -riley

    greatest line ever

  89. Dion

    nigga my name is reverend father uncle ruckus (no relation)

  90. Bless

    There are few things that strike fear in a nigga heart, wips night sticks a nuce a job applicaiton LOL

  91. Turquoise Johnson

    Gangstalicious
    My Rhymes Too Vicious
    Eat Mc’s all day
    Mmmm delicious

    That was the worst rap i ever heard but it was funny

  92. Thugnificence

    Uncle Ruckus: “I ain’t never seen a nigga smart enough to use a personal computer, not even a Macintosh”

  93. DrChambers

    “Nahhh,nahhh nigga,have being watching you,you ain’t washed behind the ears or nothing.”

    Tom’s dream in the shower

  94. ed wuncler

    You hear that you sweaty bastards? Freddy ain’t dead, Freddy say bring it bitch. BRING IT!!!

  95. caro

    grandpa: can somebody explain this

    riley: what? (rubs eyes) the orange juice or you in a mini skirt??

  96. caro

    the FAM aint eatin cheddar biscuits

  97. caro

    boy turn up the myipod and let me get on this ispace

  98. dreday

    u got bad knees nigga he had bad eyes

  99. Hassan

    You Got Knocked The F-Never Mind

    Riley Freeman

  100. dork24

    Riley: Hey, what’s “class”?
    Huey: It means ‘don’t act like niggas’
    Granddad: See, that right there is what I’m talkin about. We do not use that word around here.
    Huey: Granddad, you said the word “nigga” 46 times yesturday. I counted.
    Granddad: Nigga, hush.

    (Season 1, Ep.1- “The Garden Party”)

  101. Big Harve

    nigga hush!

  102. Terrence

    its like someone threw a million dollars in the monkey cage at the zoo. - Ruckus

  103. Al

    “Nigga hush!” Grandad

  104. Big Jeff

    “Yeeeaaah Nigga!!!. You was poppin all that good shit before. Til’ you got kicked in the chest!!” Stinkmeaner

  105. Big Jeff

    “Ahhh ain’t my name nigga! My momma ain’t name me Ahhh!” -Stinkmeaner

  106. g57

    “White people say the W H O L E W O R D
    L I K E T H I S” -Riley

    (Season 1, Episode 1″The Garden Party”)

  107. Who

    Seriously, if you watch the boondocks but don’t know that it’s “a tribe called quest” and not “a tribe called west” you must be missing something.

  108. Ms. White

    You’ve got a date Robert? Did you tell her you have two sets of genitals! A vagina and a coochy!

    -Stinkmeaner

  109. FJC619

    they shit on a nigga man

    -Thugnificent

  110. yoma

    a chair!!!!!!!! IM MAD!!!!!!!

  111. WATITIZQ

    fuckin wit me nigga, i been done popped da trun on yo bitch ass make me have 2 grab my uzi….. wat did u say nigggaaaaa!!! u kno fuck u eat a dick (dropkic 2 da chest) oh yea look at u u was poppin all dat god shit a second ago den u got kiced in yo chest u eat a dick nigga u eat a dick lmao!!!!!! Stinkmeaner STRKES BACK

  112. bikutiepie

    All I’m sayin is there are known knowns and there are known unknowns. but there’s also unknown unknowns; things we don’t know that we don’t know -Ed

  113. bikutiepie

    eat a sack of baby dicks

  114. Black_Bastard

    Your brother told me you was into that reading shit!
    That’s some true shit, nigga.
    Congratulations my nigga!
    -Thugnificent

    AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…

  115. Girl7

    Did you just congratulate me for reading?
    –Huey

  116. Girl7

    Booty butt Cheeks, booty butt, booty butt, booty butt cheeks…

    Best Boondocks song ever…lmao

  117. bguard64

    IF R.KELLY GOES TO JAIL ILL PISS ON YOUR CAT.

  118. huey_94

    man half o u fools act like u aint even watch the show!

  119. SirBlackness

    Outta all the beds in dis house i get da possessed nigga in my bed.

    ~Riley Freeman

  120. jazmine16

    thats how it starts you know taking bithches out to eat meals and what not _riley

  121. jazmine16

    riley:well i dont see what the big deal with hoes is anyway
    huey:riley all women are not hoes we talkin 20 maybe 25% tops
    riley:oj then if they not all hoes why i got to pay to take them out to eat then, i mean im payin thats payment
    huey:uh i dont know, cuz thats just what you do you meet a girl you take her out to dinner but youre not payin the girl youre payin the restaurant
    riley:but im payin, which makes her a hoe, why dont i just give her the money i was gone spend on dinner and that hoe can go grocery shopping
    (guess whos comin to dinner)

  122. Jax_

    “There’s powerful niggadry at work here! Nigga! Get yo black ass outta here!”
    -Uncle Ruckus

    Season 2, Ep. 5

  123. Phaze 2

    Stinkmeaner: “Oooow! I think I want to have sexual relations with you!”
    Tom’s wife:”oooww”Tom! What has gotten into you?”
    Stinkmeaner:”The same thang that’s fed to get in to you
    Tom’s wife: “Ohhhh hahahaha”
    Stinkmeaner: “Yeah! I fed to make it do what it Dooooo! Episode: Stinkmeaner Strikes Back

  124. yoma

    nigga you ain’t no denzel… hell you aint even no flava flav

  125. yoma

    no not my white bitch!!!!!
    upside his head upside his nose all whoppin his ass

  126. Yung_DC*

    Nigga fuck yo momma- random guy

    Thank you for not snitching

  127. Justin

    “IM BAAAAACK NYIIGAAH” - Stinkmeaner
    “Whats my name niggah, whats my name” “Ahhh.. my momma didnt name me Ahhh” - Stinkmeaner

    “I think ima have sexual relations with you right naw” - stinkmeaner
    “Oh my god Tom whats gotten into you” - Sarah
    “samething thats gonna get into you” - Stinkmeaner possesing dubois body

  128. Stylaman

    Y’Nar Mean, Its Hard Son, Y’Nar Mean, ‘Specially Wen Dem Books Be, Y’Nar Mean, Real Thick & Heavy Like, Y’Nar Mean…. Word, Y’Nar Mean….

    Story of Thugnificent…..

    Oh yea, guys, the 6th episode of series 2 is up on http://www.adultswim.com, so if u been waiting, and eager, go chck it out on there…. The Attack of The Kung Fu Wolf Bitch….

  129. dtowngod

    “OHHH SHYT MA NIGGAH MLK..HAHA WATS UP FOLK..EY DAT GOTTA DREAM SHYT WAS OFF THE CHAIN NIGGAH” - dj pooh

  130. 209

    I must be blind to, caus I shure didn’t see that ass whooping comin’

  131. Girl7

    Good, If that don’t work we gon have to shoot that bitch…Riley
    Season 2 Episode 6…lmao

  132. Girl7

    Ummm..ok…then that was the day Ms. Luna let her girlfriend talk her into blowing herself up, instead of taking responsibility of her own actions…Huey
    Season 2 Episode 6…can’t get enough of the stuff

  133. riley15

    “the fuck yall lookin at?”

  134. Kanakike

    Niggas watch and wain, niggas love to complain. Niggas love to hear themselves talk but hate to explain. Niggas love to be another man’s judge and jury. Niggas procrastinate until its time to worry. Niggas love to be late…niggas hate to hurry!

    I’ve seen what’s over the horizon and I promise you…you niggas have nothin to celebrate.

  135. someone hu loves boondocks

    “if i go to burger king and order a cheese burger they gine make me put the cheese on the damn burger??”
    grandad

  136. someone hu loves boondocks

    “where’s ganstalicious”
    gang leader

    “Can ya say that again? I couldn’t here you over the sound of me shitting myself”
    uncle ruckus

  137. someone hu loves boondocks

    these niggas are still kissing

  138. jayson

    what you talkin about nigga..we got playstation and xbox my nigga..and we got incredible hulks..what you talkin bout motherfucka

  139. NUggah

    Eat My Balls NIGGAH….(white people) GIt That NIgger

  140. NJ

    whatchu gonna do…WHATCHU GONNA DO?!!! - Colonel Stinkmeaner

  141. NJ

    These thangs put fear into a nigga’s heart….A JOB APPLICATION - Rev. Father Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

  142. NJ

    READ NIGGA!….READ! - Rev. Father Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

  143. NJ

    You all testicles, and no shaft!What happened to ya shaft, Robert?! - Colonel Stinkmeaner

  144. NJ

    SWIM BITCH! - Gin Rummy

  145. ryanxwonbin

    “What the fuck ya’ll looking at!?” -Ed Wuncler

    “Well fuck ya’ll. Ya’ll go head on because I don’t need ya’ll anyway. I’m RICH, BITCH!” Ed Wuncler

    “I’m from a small town called whoop-a-rapper-little-narrow-country-ass and you all making me homesick!” -Grandad

  146. booniez

    The intro sonG…..I hope they neva change it!

  147. Hitman

    -Whaddup’ Old Nigga! Dont you have any words of welcome for all this Thugnificance?
    -Well FUCK you then Old Nigga! Stop hatin’ and get money my nigga!

    Thugnificant talking to Grandad

  148. Hitman

    Sara - Whats gotten into you?
    Stinkmeaner - The same thing thats gona get into you!
    -Oh yeah Ima make it do what it do!

    -Stinkmeaner “doin what it do”

  149. IsisB

    Actually, it’s: “game recognize game and you lookin’ real unfamiliar right now.”
    -Riley

  150. Ru Mu

    “White man ain’t do nothin but save me, ain’t nothin wrong wit slavery” –Uncle Ruckus

  151. eking24

    Ruckus- “Attention! We have got a Code Black. I repeat a Code Black!”

    White guy- ” Ruckus, what the hell is a code black?”

    Ruckus- “we got some hungry lookin niggas here at the front gate.”

  152. dork24

    the above quote is wrong if it’s in reference to season1, ep.5 “The Story of Gangstalicious”. It’s “Colored folk talkin’ bout’ ’save me’/wasn’t nothin’ wrong with slavery/at least we got good food back then/uh-huh,uh-huh/white man sure could be your fri(-end)”

  153. Girl7

    Shut up punk. Instead a being mr. funny nigga, won’t you try bein mr help a nigga go jump a nigga and get his chain back…LMAO Riley season 2 Ep 7

  154. Missy K

    Oh yeah you was poppin all that good shit till you got kicked in yo chest. YOU EAT A DICK NIGGA!! YOU EAT A DICK!!!

  155. Steve

    “Thanks for inviting a killer kung-fu wolf bitch in the crib granddad.”-Riley

  156. Dot

    …don’t swear to god…i talk to god all the time and god happens to be the one that told me to torture your ass you lyin’ stealin’ mutha fucka!

  157. Rob

    “The absense of evidence is not the evidence of absense.”

    Rummy

    “There are known knowns and there are known unknowns but there’s also unknown unknowns. Things that we don’t know that we don’t know”

    Rummy

  158. EDWARD

    “Read Nigga, Read” - Uncle Rukus - Stinkmeaner strikes back

  159. EDWARD

    “Hang that Nigga” - Uncle Rukus - The Trial of R. Kelly

  160. EDWARD

    “Man go eat a baby dick … Stnkmeaner - No nigga you eat a baby.” - Stinkmeaner Strikes back

  161. EDWARD

    “Let it burn, let it burn… car (people move out the way.)” - Tom - Tom, Sarah, and Usher

  162. EDWARD

    “You got Bitch Dependency” - A Pimp Named Slickback - Tom, Sarah and Usher

  163. EDWARD

    ” AH, Bitch Magnet”- Riley - Shinin’

  164. EDWARD

    ” You little half and half” - uncle Rukus - …Or Die trying

  165. KILLA

    if u look at the white girl thats a foul, if u talk to the white girl thats a technical, and if u touch the white girl thats a lynching - rukus - Ballin

  166. DippyDawg

    “Future ex-con” - Uncle Ruckus!

  167. CoRoLLa

    “Let us pray the Pimp’s prayer:
    Lord, Please pray for the soul of this bitch, and guide my pimp hand lord, and make it strong, so she may know her place.”
    -A Pimp Named Slickback

  168. CoRoLLa

    “What’s eating you?”
    “A Goddamn German Shepard!”
    -Robert Freeman

  169. CoRoLLa

    “Hey! One of ya’ll better come out here and help me, I know that! Or ya’ll WILL be living in a haunted house TONIGHT!”
    -ED the Third

  170. K.No

    yo mama was givin up the neck in the bathroom of the Woodcrest Country Club and it ain’t yo daddy

    -Riley

  171. Dingo

    Yo momma got caught givin’ up neck in the bathroom at the Woodcrest Country Club and it wasnt yo dad.

  172. Unae

    -Soap drop nigga!
    -Oh you thought you were jus gonna leave it down there?
    We don’t waste no motherfuckin soap round here!
    -But iiim finished.
    -Naw naw you aint finished. I been watchin you.
    -you have?!?
    -Nigga you ain’t washed behind your ears or nothin.
    Look at me, you see how im all clean and glisten, and shit?
    You can just call me the health inspector

  173. koolkatt20

    Stinkminer: what’s my name nigga?!!! what’s my name?!

    Granddad: AAAHHHHH!

    Stinkminer: AAAHHHH?!! my mama didn’t name me no AAAHHHHH!!!

  174. tvjunkie

    Riley: Where’s the gun?
    Gangstalicious: I dropped it.
    Riley: You dropped it….That is not gangsta gangstalicious.

    Gangstalicious: So what you was scared too.
    Riley: Nigga I’m eight.

  175. dwade

    Got ‘em, got ‘em, got ‘em

    -Cindy McPhearson

  176. CoRoLLa

    “What’s it like?
    What am I supposed to say to that, it was cool, there was bitches-Ok, there was bitches, but alot of them had you know, they was covered up in those curtains they be wearing, but i digress-It was war! It was war basically-WAR! you know what thats like? Motherf***ers be like shooting,(ka ka ka kow)Bombs blowin’ up, ya know, the Shi*t scared me, scared the sh*t outta me, matter of fact i sh*t on myself over a dozen times, and ran out of toilet paper on the second time…

    So you know what that meant right?

    I had to use the thumb man, it was kinda nasty, but you know, the good thing about it was that they stopped taking me out on patrols because my name became ’stank bomb,’ you know what I’m sayin? They said I was giving away our position because of the sh*t smell. That was fine with me, they said they wanted to leave me back-and I was like f*ck ya’ll go ahead on, i dont need ya’ll anyway, I’m rich, bitch!
    *looks around*
    The F*ck ya’ll lookin at?”

    -Garden Party

  177. danbus

    What was that? An exhibition? You need emotional content. Now try again!

  178. Baller

    “Watch where you walkin’, nigga!” - 1×04 Granddad’s Fight

  179. Baller

    “That’s right! I backed into yo’ car, nyigga! Whatchu gonna do? Whatchu gonna dooo?” - 1×04 Granddad’s Fight

  180. nykid5

    bitch ass punk faggot ass pussy ass bitch ass niggga-stinkmeaner

  181. GoldMind

    and when white people talk, they say The. Whole. Word. Like. This.
    -Riley

  182. GoldMind

    ..just ’cause you light, bright and 2 shades from White..
    -Uncle Ruckus (no relation)

  183. GoldMind

    Don’t trust them new NAGGAZ ova thaya
    Leavin they NAGGA essence in the aya
    Ole happeh, nappeh, head NAGGAZ
    Wit they FANGAZ on the TRAGGAZ
    Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ ova thaya

    Don’t trust them wide nos-trils ova YONDA
    Soak up so much aya it’ll make ya WONDA
    Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ
    Wit they spotty lil NIGGA FIGGAZ
    Dont. trust. tham. new. NAGGAAAZ…
    OVAAAAA THAYA

  184. Eld

    “Removing a evil nigger sprit is like removing the stink of a hunk a sh*t. We must use these great tools the white god has given us. A whip, a noose, a night stick, branding iron. These things strike fear to a nigger’s heart. A job appclation.” - Father Uncle Ruckas

  185. Eld

    “Here he is wining the 3 point contest making it rain like Little Wain out this mother fu*ker! Without even taking off his warm-ups.. or his Tim’s Nigga!” -Ballin- intro reporter

  186. Eld

    “Now Charles it seemes to me that your hating on Riley because he stacks paper to the ceiling and rides on 24-inch crome.”

    “yaa.. that’s true..”

  187. Eld

    What’s goood?! NUygger?!
    -stink meaner

  188. Brownsuga20746

    Boooooo you in the front with the afro turn the music back on.- Riley (The Trail Of Robert Kelly)

  189. Brownsuga20746

    People think that ho ho ho is the The Hilton sisters standing next to Nicole Richie. Jasmine

  190. Brownsuga20746

    I just want someone to love MEEEEEEEEEEEE…..EEEEE…ee..e.-Luna

  191. jansen

    that quote about game recognize game is more like how weasel had it

  192. RILEY

    to th weasel its not (MR. DUBOIS MR. I LOCK NIGGAS UP FOR PEEIN!!”) its MR. DUBOIS MR. I wanna LOCK NIGGAS UP FOR PEEIN!!” didnt mean to be harsh

  193. Alfredo

    Nigguh . . . You Gay!

    Riley.

  194. KillaKungFuWolfBitch

    “Look at ‘em. They just a joy to be around. They smell like lemons and pledge furniture cleaner…” -Uncle Ruckus

  195. KillaKungFuWolfBitch

    Oh yeah I forgot, “I bet you wish you had your raincoat right now!” -young Robert Freeman

  196. Hueyette

    ‘You can’t tame global white supremist power with cheese!’…and….’Huey!- Say somethin’ Deep!

  197. dwade

    I got a documentary called ‘When the levvis gonna break again?’, Im a get a dog, name him Levvis and I gonna kick every time it rain!”
    -Ruckus, Katrinians

  198. Beanz

    Lil Gurl: Today is gonna be so much fun!

    Huey: Today will be the worst day of your life. Im bringing Num-Chux.

    Riley: Ewwwwww……Nigga you Gay.

    Uncle Ruckus: Yes…….There is some powerful niggeratery at work here.

  199. mazy

    I heard you hired extra security it the mall, that’s a bitch move Santa

  200. jayson

    all you got is 3 dollars and a cell phone with two fuckin minutes on it..

    -riley

  201. FJC619

    ”Looks like Yoa Ming want some too, get yo bitch ass out the way nigga”

    Ballin’- the commentater

  202. kool-aid man

    bet chu wish u had yo rain coat rite now - grandad

  203. DippyDawg

    - Thanks for inviting a KillerKungFuWolfBitch to the crib Granddad
    - Riley

    - I didn’t know that she was a KillerKungFuWolfBitch.
    - Granddad

  204. Masi

    “If I go to Burger King and order a cheese burger, they don make me put tha damn cheese on it!”

  205. nikesbdude

    “first of all, aint nobody talking when im talkin so shut the fuck up”

    -uncle ruckus

  206. Young Eazy

    iz “game reconize game grandad and u looking kinda unfamiliar”-Riley

  207. Young Eazy

    erbody know new orleans niggaz iz grimey-Riley

  208. rileywuzhere

    Riley- thanks for invitin the killer kung fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad

    Granddad- how was i suppose to know she was a killer kung fu wolf bitch

  209. bgtl16

    “you know that lite skinded hoe is a hoe”-riley

  210. Antwon

    why does it always have to end up like this? Huey

    cause yous a bitch. Riley

  211. Antwon

    here he is in the 3-point contest. makin it rain like lil wayne out this mutha fucka. with out taking off his warm ups… or his tims nigga. -announcer

    now charles it seems to me that you are hating on riley cause he stacks paper to the ceiling and rides on 24 inch crome. -ernie

    yeah thats true. -charles

    yo momma got caught giving up neck at the woodcrest country club and it wasn’t yo daddy. -riley

  212. Malik

    Bitch We About To have Sexual Relations! - Tom! what has gotten into you! - The Same thing about to get into you bitch!
    Stinkmeaner (taking over tom) and Sarah

  213. Malik

    Park in my space Nyugah! thats like calling 1-800-COLLECT-AN-ASS-WHOPIN!
    Nyugah! : Stinkmeaner

  214. Jb

    EWWWW Nigga U gay!

  215. F.

    Oh, I see where you goin, cause see, control over women, is control over BITCHES!

  216. The Weasel

    Ima get a dog name him levy and kick him every time it rains.- Favorite ruckus quote….BY FAR!

  217. Marcus

    “Tom, Bitch Dependency is no laughing manner. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health and scary enough even your money. It’s a disease Tom.”
    – A Pimp Named Slickback Episode 2 02

  218. DoubleTB

    Dear Santa,

    You are a bitch nigga…

    hold up… hold up…..

    Dear Santa,

    You are a bitch ASS nigga…
    I heard the mall hired extra security for you.
    That’s a bitch move Santa.
    I’m coming for that ass again until you PAY WHAT YOU OWE
    Sincurly yours,
    The santa stalker

  219. DoubleTB

    Have you all lost your damn minds? Opening night is less than two weeks away, and you all want to party?
    (”We’re just having some fun”)
    FUN?
    Do I look like Charlie Brown?
    Do I LOOK like Charlie Brown?

  220. DoubleTB

    You know what?

    All you all are FIRED!!!

    (Fired?)

    Did I stutter? Beat it!

    (Huey, the entire cast? Are you sure that’s a good idea)

    ::Clears throat, holding up contract:: Contract.

    (I’m sorry guys…)

    (Q.J. - Hey don’t be looking at me)

    Don’t look at Quincy Jones! Quincy Jones ain’t gonna help you!
    Get your asses out NOW!!!

    Is there any money in the budget for a casting director?

  221. DoubleTB

    Ed - D’is some bullshit! The game cheatin’!

    Riley - Nigga the game ain’t cheatin’!

    Ed - Start the game over!

    Riley - Why you always gotta cheat when you lose Ed?

    Gin - Let ‘em have it. It’s not wise to upset a Wuncler.

    ::Ed shoots up PS2::

    Ed - Restart the game. Now!

  222. DSA

    ” this nigga must have lost his, i want to know what this nigga is smokin shoot im young reezy i goess where i wants to go”

  223. Nutz

    Talkin all dat good shit got u kicked in ur chest…Stinkmeaner/Tom

  224. J

    ewwww…..nigga u gay-Riley

  225. Mike Mass

    Purple thong? That’s gay…

  226. Cam

    Huey:Why does it always have to end up like this?

    Riley:Cuz you’z a bitch

    Rukus: Don’t blame da whiteman cuz you dumb niggas don’t know there’s wind in a hurricane.

    Rukus: The white man can’t have nothin good for himself no mo. Nigass dun got to everythang. Polo, niggas. Timberland, niggas got to dat to. Vasachi, Mercedes, white woman, niggas niggas niggas.

  227. radu

    this old mother fucka” propaganda about white people makes me fucking sick you uncle suckers…so piss off!!! great cartoon….it”s fucking good shit…..peace

  228. Young Treezy

    Ed Wuncler Sr:
    “That’s right. Every morning I wake and put one foot on the floor and the other up a 12-year old Indonesian girl’s ass.”

  229. Jab

    Riley
    “woah This is what crack must feel like”
    From:The Itis

  230. f@tb0y

    wuzzz reallllllyy goood niggggaaaaaaaa

  231. Bigmobigs

    Ay people. The quote was “Game recognize game and u lookin kinda unfamiliar right now”

  232. corwin

    I love the way Stinkmeaner says “NYUCKA!!”.

  233. Shad Jackson

    Riley:”Damn Morpheus, what chew bout to do?”

    Huey:”I love you man…..”

    Riley:”EWWWWWWWW, Nigga, you gay!”

    Dear Santa, you are a bitch nigga…wait hold up….

    Dear Santa,you are a a bitch ass nigga!”(A Huey Freeman Christmas.)

  234. corwin

    HARAMBI!!!

  235. sikk92

    grandad : ahhh here the thing relationships are like people i guess they begin they have adventures they grow old and then died me and MO both made it to old age but we let our friendship die way to young and that was really stupid of us MO tohught i was good at saying deep things but im not HUEY say something deep.

    Huey: huh

    grandad : i aint got all day boy be deep

    Huey: haaa

    your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses ur understanding it is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self therefore trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility

    -kahlil gibran

  236. A pimp named Alphy

    People think that ho ho ho is the The Hilton sisters standing next to Nicole Richie. Jasmine

    Uncle Ruckus: “I ain’t never seen a nigga smart enough to use a personal computer, not even a Macintosh”

    DON’T DROP THE SOAP.

    Hey, want to smoke a joint?
    Tom: Sorry guys, I don’t want to get anally raped.

    I am not going to prison and get anally raped so that you can listen to Usher.

  237. jay

    “I wanna say wuz up but I don’t wanna dick ride.” “What up Thugnificient just wanted to say I like your music but I ain’t pole jockin or nothin.”
    Riley

  238. DeeSki

    “The name is Roo-Koo…I’m French…” -Uncle Rukus “The Itis”

  239. anonymous

    Colonel Muthafuckin Stinkmeaner holla at ya boy I gets Money!!
    -Stinkmeaner(Stinkmeaner Strikes Back)

  240. Hueyloverallday45

    eww nigga u gay !
    - Riley freeman[lets nab oprah]

  241. Hueyloverallday

    Jesus was black, Ronald Regan was the devil, and the governor is lying to you about global warming.

    -Huey Freeman[The Garden Party]

  242. J-star

    “The real killer? Nigga I’m ten!”
    -Huey

    “I got an Idea lets go to college so we don’t end up like gangstalicious”
    -Huey

    “Merry Christmas Nigga”
    -Riley

    “Thats a bitch move Santa”
    -Riley

    “Now a days people think the Hohoho is the hilton sisters standin next to nicole richie! Now that aint no hohoho! Somebody give me the real hohoho!”
    -Jazmine

  243. watchdashow

    hueyloverallday, “global warming” its spose to be 9/11, yah dumbass…go bac an watch da damn show
    “Ewwwwwww…..nigga u gay!”

  244. Mark

    Ewwwww……..nigga u gay

    dat should be the first one up there

  245. Elias

    Huey: “why we always end up like dis?”

    Riley: “cuz u a biiitch”

    ep 10 home alone

  246. MJ

    ” You better make that G4 work bitch and stop fucking around!! A Pimp Named SlickBack

  247. Meccanized

    Huey:”Resurrection? the nigga ain’t even dead.”
    Riley:”He was shot a bunch of time ok? At least he tryin’.”

  248. BlackJ3sus

    Santa better pay wat he owe

  249. Q beezy

    Ewwwww……..nigga u gay

  250. DRNKNMSTA

    hell aint shit

  251. Tommy Gunz

    Hang That Nigga Right Now. I Got The Rope Right Hea! Uncle Rukus

    BITCH ASS NUGGA!! Stinkmeaner (Love That David Banner Song Using That Clip)

  252. hautesauce79

    Ruckus: She couldn’t have look that good she was black,but I guess if you put lipstick and hair on a monkey,it can look good to.

  253. CoRoLLa

    “He’s in here-I know Robert.
    He don’t miss a coon flick.”

    “Lets chack Madeahs’ Bat-Mitsvah”

  254. Peach

    “We got some power niggatry at work here” Rukus

  255. Peach

    “Ay! Nigga, get yo mother fucking feet off the table! You know yo mama taught you better than that! Ghetto ass nigga!”
    -Thugnificent

    Huey: “Why don’t you just invite them over for dinner and get to know one another?”

    Robert: “Yeah. I guess I could do that.”

    Thugnificent: “What’s hangin’ nigga?
    Aight nigga! Where the chicken wings and the donuts at?What the fuck you got to eat in this bitch nigga?”

    Robert: “Mmm-mmm. That shit ain’t happening.”

    Waiter: “Sorry man. Wouldn’t let that shit happen to me though!”

    Riley, Rukus, and Robert: “Nigga! Get yo black ass out of here!”

  256. jay

    “Is it real? Put it like this if I put it to your face and pull the trigger will you be dead?

    Ed W.

    Nigga I’m like the terminator in this vest!

    Ed W.

  257. Bruce Da Silva

    “Ya’ll niggaz are gay”

  258. Me..

    Wy Iz U Hatin’ On me?

    -Riley

  259. Pat

    Eewwwwww! Jail nigga, you gay
    -Riley Freeman

  260. Thaunificent

    stomp em’ in da nutz.
    ima stomp em’ in da nutz.
    if a nigga try to snitch,
    ima stomp em in da nutz

  261. Thaunificent

    hell aint shit.

    yall gon have to kick me outa here cuz im havin the time of my lyf!

    this how u break yo foot of in a niggas ass.heeaahhh!!!

    bitch ass , faggot ass , pussy ass , punk ass ,bitch ass nyikka!!! -Colonel H. Stankmeaner

  262. Thaunificent

    when tom dropped the soap =
    jail nigga- u dropped the soap nigga

    tom- im done
    jail nigga- nall i been watchin u. u aint get behind yo ears!

  263. Thaunificent

    Don’t trust them new NAGGAZ ova thaya
    Leavin they NAGGA essence in the aya
    Ole happeh, nappeh, head NAGGAZ
    Wit they FANGAZ on the TRAGGAZ
    Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ ova thaya

    Don’t trust them wide nos-trils ova YONDA
    Soak up so much aya it’ll make ya WONDA
    Don’t trust tham new NAGGAZ
    Wit they spotty lil NIGGA FIGGAZ
    Dont. trust. tham. new. NAGGAAAZ…
    OVAAAAA THAYA

  264. Thaunificent

    NIGGA 1-Watch were u walkin nikka
    NIGGA 2-A A WAT CHU SA TO ME NIGGA
    (COCK GUN)
    NIGGA 1-WAT DID U SAY TO ME, BITCH NIGGA
    NIGGA 2-A SQUEEZE IT NIGGA
    NIGGA 1-NIGGA IM GON SQUEEZE IT NIGGA
    NIGGA 2-WAT U WAITIN ON NIGGA
    (BANG BANG BANG)
    NIGGA 1-A THIS IS STUPID
    NIGGA 2-U RITE, LETS SETTLE OUR DIFRENCES AND WALK AWAY

    F R E E Z E-POLECE
    BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

    NIGGA MOMENTS ARE THE LEADING KILLER OF BLACK MEN NEXT TO F.E.M.A. AND PORK CHOPS.THATS A FACT

  265. CoRoLLa

    Is it okay to snitch to the police, on the police?

    -Riley

  266. YungMimi

    (singer) WE GOT THAT THUGGIN LOOOVE!

  267. YungMimi

    LOOK AT MY CHEST!
    -Tom (Tom, Sarah, and Usher)

  268. jazuey

    “You jus mad cuz I’m STYLIN’ on ya”–Cindy

    “I hope you dont treat ME like this when I’M on death row!”–Huey

    “What woman sir? This here’s a hoe”–APimpNamedSlickBack

    “We could have a brother and sister thats half hoe!”–Riley

    “Ima find me a white women with a flat booty that I can tell my problems to.”–Granddad

  269. HueyFreemanIsDaShit

    Removin’ the nigger’s soul from a Negro is as hard as removin’ the stink from a hunk a’ shit. We must use these tools that the great God has given us to fight niggas. A whip. A noose. A nightstick. A branding iron. These things strike fear into a nigga’s heart. A job application, or a conversation with the nigga. The nigga will lie. The nigga will make excuses. He will use words he don’t really know. If he gets really desperate, he will start to rap, or dance. (Ruckus)

  270. dancinchick

    uuggh.. nigga u gay. lol

    –Riley Freeman

  271. Vandal´s_ART

    Is there something you can´t do?
    I don´t know?Go Broke?

    - Riley Freeman

    Episode :Ballin`

  272. funnyboi18

    “i mean i love Huey, almost like a brother, but what’s done is done” - Riley

  273. Mack Deuce

    Dear Santa,
    You are a bitch nigga…..

    Dear Santa,
    You are a bitch ass nigga. I heard the mall hired extra security to protect you. That’s a bitch move Santa. I’m comin for that ass again, until you pay what you owe.

    Sincerely yours,
    Tha Santa Stalker

    -Riley

  274. FonzoEscobar

    Booty Butt, Booty Butt, Booty Butt Cheeks!!!

  275. Nigga

    “Why am I in Riley’s bed?”
    “You no, that’s a reaal good question. Why are you in ma bed? All the beds in the house and I got the possesedd nigga in mine. Ain’t this a bitch, some o’l bullshit” -Stink meaner strikes back
    “Thank-you for not snitchin!!… YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKA!!!!”

  276. Anthony T

    kernel mother fuckin stinkmeaner, holla at cha boi I gets money

  277. queenz

    purple speedo …. dats GAY!

  278. Sweet

    “We dont waist no ‘muhfuckin soap in heah…”

    “‘Naw ‘Naw ‘nigga you ain’t finish I been whatchin’ you. You aint wash behind ‘yo ‘eahs ‘uh ‘nothin.”

    “Look at me. See how Im ‘aw clean ‘n glissen ‘n shit, thats hygiene ‘nigga. You can call me the heath inspecta’. NOW PICK UP THE SOAP.”

    -Guy in prison shower scene voiced by Terry Crews

    “pray, nigga, pray…..Im next”
    -Guy in the background of prison shower scene

    and

    the cue cards beginning of the gangstalicious episode

    LMFAO

  279. Vandal´s_ART

    I want young men and young woman who are not alive today…
    To know and see these new ¨privileges and oppurtunities didn´t come without someone suffering nd sacrificing..

    -M.L.K.

    WhatEver Niggaahw

    -Anonymous

  280. GRANDDADDYPURP ON CHATANGO

    it wasn’t said but it was i quote a paper this Season 2, Episode 3: Thank You for Not Snitching. “Dear cops, we didn’t see anything. deepest regards EVERYONE” LOL STOP SNITCHIN IT JUS KILL MORE PEOPLE!!

  281. kathryn

    Jail n***a you gay! -Riley

    Chronic Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter.- A pimp named slickback.

  282. GeeOhDee

    To correct that goofy motherfucker “WATITIZQ”…

    Ignorant Nigger: Fuck you punk ass, bushy-ass, hook ass, nigga! I’ll kick your motherfuckin’ diddy ass, nigga! Don’t never in yo